ext_175993 ([identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2009-08-14 05:35 pm

Caritas; Friday Evening

Chuck had the feeling that some people were looking to drink tonight so he made a point of opening the place a bit early. It wasn't too much of a hassle; he looked good, was dressed well and damn if this wasn't an excuse to show off both. Tino, or, Tina rather wasn't as lucky as Chuck when it came to the looks department when the genderswap happened. And Chuck wasn't letting it go.

"My god, you must be so jealous of me right now," Chuck said, hopping up on to the back counter and crossing his legs all nice and lady-like. "You look like a cross between Steve Buscemi and Ashley Tisdale pre-nose job."

Tino just pouted.

Re: Bar

[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
"...Shift?"

Consider Minsc intrigued. He was stroking his chin and everything.

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[identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Watercrafting allows for limited shape-shifting," Max explained. He didn't know the term 'soft tissue', but that's what he could manipulate.

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[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
"I know a woman who can shift into a wolf," Minsc offered thoughtfully, feeling that contributed something to the conversation. "And we once had a cloak that could do the same."

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[identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
"So it's not all that different. And you said this sort of thing could happen where you're from."

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[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"That's right," Minsc said with a nod. "All sorts of things happen on Faerûn that this place really does feel like a proper quiet retirement."

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[identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm glad you're enjoying it. I am too."

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[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Is your coming here a retirement, too?" Minsc asked. "I can't remember if we've talked about it before. I don't remember much, actually."

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[identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, you have been drinking," Max pointed out.

"But, no, I'm not really retiring. Though this wouldn't be a bad place for it if I were."

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[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, there's the drinking," Minsc agreed, and took another gulp as if to prove it, "but I think it's more to do with the brain damage. All those hits on the head."

Pause.

"OR MAYBE IT'S THE DRINKING." Another gulp, to go along with the sudden raise in volume. "Or the women. They'll drive you crazy. If I stay like this too long, I'll have to start driving people crazy, too, I'll bet."

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[identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Could be a combination of all three," Max suggested. "Though if I had to bet I'd say it was the women who did most of the damage."

Because Max totally agreed on that point.

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[identity profile] berserkerminsc.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
"And most of them were on the swinging side of the hits, too!"

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[identity profile] furious-maximus.livejournal.com 2009-08-15 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
"They do tend to do that, don't they?" Max rubbed the back of his head as if in memory.