Considering she'd taken the whole week off, Angua was not at all surprised to find that Ralph had left for her a stack of paperwork almost as tall as herself.

She was surprised, however, by some of the content of the paperwork, which, really, she shouldn't have been.

"Ralph, we are not taking a case from a turkey," she stated firmly. "How did it even sign this? It can't even hold a pen; I think there's something else going on here. I mean, filing a complaint that the Thanksgiving holiday killed your brother...that's like a cat filing a complaint against a dog for disliking it." Or a vampire complaining against a werewolf..ahem.

"You," she concluded, flipping the paper over and going to the next, "have too much time on your hands."

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