Considering how things had been going, Alexander was expecting something strange to be awaiting him when he came into work at Things Reborn today. Mostly, he was expecting any assortment of winged cherubs that he'd realized were associated with the holiday coming up, or perhaps the awful cat statues to become overly amorous, but he came in to none of thise things.

What he did come in to...he had no idea what it was.

He frowned as he turned it over, inspecting it from all angles for some hint of purpose or aesthetics, but to no avail. It remained an utter mystery, but the more he held it, the creepier he felt and so he quickly put it aside, giving it wary glances every now and then.

He's almost prefer the cherubs...

Things Reborn is open!