Sparkle had slogged his way in to work in the rain, today, thankful that his boots went high enough up his leg to keep the slush off of his feet. He hadn't actually invested in proper winter clothing yet. He figured there wasn't much of a point, so long as Fandom didn't have something that he considered a proper winter. But it did get him to thinking about how many of the people at the picnic yesterday seemed a little oddly dressed for the occasion, and it got him putting out a sign in order to maybe attract some new customers.

New to the Island?
From 25-50% off most clothing in-store for newbies.

The fifty, of course, was reserved for any poor schmucks from a different world or time or place, who didn't even have weather-appropriate clothes to begin with. Not that he'd say so. Sparkle worked in mysterious ways, and the sooner people just learned to run with it, the better.

[Open, and OCD-free, as usual!]