"Annie just had her babies last week," Summer happily reported with a pleased little lift of her chin and shoulders as if she had anything to do with any of that except, you know, crucial bestie emotional support, "so that's pretty upbeat and exciting, although I don't even know if you know Annie or not, so you could understandably be in the category of 'why would I care about other people's babies?' And, for the record, I do love a good sad backstory, but, of course, proceed with caution, because I do also love making uninvited commentary on people's sad backstories."