Just a few more spins....and then he was free! Feeling that last strand of yard slip away, Prince Oscar Pedro let out a triumphant meow and bounced a little, pouncing on air for a moment until remembering who he had to thank for his freedom from the sweater. He marched happily over to the other kitten, purring as he nuzzled a hairless cheek into her much fluffier one, then nibbled on her ear appreciatively.

"I think it's like...a...vegan chocolate substitute, or something," Chad said. He...had no idea. But he was kind of hungry now.