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Ben Skywalker ([personal profile] momslilassassin) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-02-04 11:18 am

Fixer-Uppers [all day]

Ben had been working quite happily on his datapad for an hour without incident.

Then he accidentally clicked on an ad and ended up in an endless loop of quizzes ("Do You Care Too Much?" "What Kind of Lover Are You?" "Are You With the Right Person?" "The Kinsey Test Made Simple!!1!").

"Go away, go away, go away..." Ben muttered, blushing hard.

Fixer-Uppers was open! And embarrassed.
endsthegame: (being attentive)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Ah," Ender said, "The old 'lock myself in until I starve with my newly-acquired possessions' strategy."
endsthegame: (in the background)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You could see little frowny lines forming on Ender's forehead as he tried to decide whether he should laugh or change the subject to something a little more serious.

Finally, he laughed. He sounded slightly discombobulated by it.
endsthegame: (might be mocking you)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think that wasn't ever in question," Ender said, dryly, though there were still little amused dimples by his mouth. "The way you avoid making sense is truly astounding."
endsthegame: (*snerk*)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Ender snorted softly, shaking his head. "Anything else I missed in the four hours since I last saw you?" A beat. "Saying that really makes me feel like we're living in each other's pockets."
endsthegame: (problematic relationship with the world)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Don't forget all the times you go to the toilet," Ender advised, "or when you pass wind."

Ender could be weird, too. Weirdoes.
endsthegame: (might be mocking you)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then don't tell me about the breathing," Ender suggested, "Leave a little of it intact."
endsthegame: (being attentive)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"Can you count those?" Ender asked, briefly breaking character.
endsthegame: (comic: analyzing data)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, I mean, through Jedi discipline," he corrected. "A lot of it is self-awareness, I'd imagine."

Well. Of a certain kind, anyway.
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[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Interesting," Ender said.

Then, in an attempt to salvage the ridiculous banter: "But don't get me a Ben heart-rate monitor. I have limits."
endsthegame: (looking askance)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"Because that's what I spend most of my days doing," Ender said, dryly, "Texting. You're finally on to me."
endsthegame: (offish)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That made him snort - a far cry from his genuine laugh earlier, but still. "Who's married to who now?" he asked. "I never got that."
endsthegame: (is giving you the sideways look)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"That explains why you watch so much mind-numbing television here."
endsthegame: (determined set)

[personal profile] endsthegame 2011-02-06 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"You mean you can't sleep a lot," Ender corrected, lightly. "I have the same malfunction as you do, Skywalker, no need to pack it up in pretty words."

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