"You're not making that burger correctly," said Lion-o, frowning at one of the guys in the kitchen. "You can't put a hamburger on two slices of bread! You have to use a bun... Wait, why are you using chicken for a burger? I'm pretty sure there's a rule against that..."

Really, Lion-o was just reminding the kitchen staff that he'd shut up if they would feed him.

Today's Specials
Chicken Parmesan Burgers
Spring Vegetable and Quinoa Pilaf
Prune, Cherry and Apricot Tart

[Open! Someone was hungry and ate the OCD.]