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Luke's, Sunday

"THAT'S TOO MUCH ORANGE ZEST, ARE YOU BLIND?"

"GRAB THE BUTTER, YOU MORON!"

Vincent and the cook were watching the Food Network in the kitchen. Priestly sat on a counter behind them both, taking notes.

Eliot was avoiding the whole thing. And occasionally muttering about backseat chefs. And wondering when this weekend was going to end.

Today's specials
Spicy Orange Zest Beef
Oven roasted potatoes with orange zest
Orange cookies with sweet orange glaze


"The words 'orange zest' have lost all meaning," Priestly noted. Eliot sighed in agreement.

Luke's was open.

[and OCD free, and totally ripped off this, which was brought to my attention by the incomparable [livejournal.com profile] heromaniac.]
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lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - . . . huh)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Dinah! I . . . have not? Which you can usually tell?" He looked down at himself. "Am I wearing something weird and didn't notice?"

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-06 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Weirder than usual?" Dinah grinned wickedly. "You know, I can't remember if I've ever seen you gremlin-bit. But I don't think now's the time, 'cause those gremlins out there look way nastier than usual."
lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - . . . huh)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh yeah? What, are they bigger or something?"

"Could you two keep it down?" the cook asked. "We're trying to watch something, here. NOT THE PEPPER YOU ASSHOLE!"

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-06 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Dinah hid behind Priestly, and grinned at the other hot guy who was keeping away from the kitchen TV. "Serious fans of cooking are scary," she whispered, and then in a more normal tone, "The gremlins look like their fangs are longer than their faces right now. But I could be wrong." Had she met Other Hot Guy before?
lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - amused)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Priestly looked between Dinah and Eliot, smirking. "Are you eying up my successor? You know he's, like, fifty."

Eliot growled. "I'm thirty nine!"

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-06 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"You look good for thirty-nine," Dinah told him shamelessly, and gave him a wink. "Maaaaybe? But I bet he has a girlfriend or something if he's almost forty. Also, shush, Priestly. Working my vibes. Being subtle." Leaning on his head so she could watch Vincent and Cookie froth at the mouth back in the kitchen.
lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - amused)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't know man, he's super grumpy." Priestly shook his head. "But hey, if that's what you're into right now, you go get it, girl."

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-06 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is it because his team lost in the Food Playoffs?" She could make him feel better about that! Look at those arms! "Also, I saw you talking to like five other people with your face at the dance. Super-weird."
lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - cheery)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"No, I think he's just constitutionally grumpy," Priestly said. "But you should ask Karla and Momo. Take his picture and send it to them."

Torture them, Dinah. Torture them like the wind.

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-06 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahahahahha YES. "Hey, Luke's Guy! Smile!"

*flash!* "...aaand send."

TO: Karla, Momoko
From: Dinah

Future Mr. Lance? He cooks!
lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - amused)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Eliot scowled at her. Not so much out of anger but just because that was what his face did when he didn't know what was going on.

Priestly laughed. "Masterful."

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-06 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"He has a very cute resting grump-face," Dinah opined. "Hmmm. All the food competition is making me actually hungry." She sat down with her most pathetic starved expression. "Waffles? Someone? Please? I won't take any more pictures!"
lovemykilt: (v 2.0 - mmmmmmmhm)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2015-09-06 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"I got it," Priestly said. "It's less likely to end up irrevocably weird that way."
heromaniac: (Momoko looks at cell phone)

[personal profile] heromaniac 2015-09-07 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
TO: Karla, Dinah
FROM: Momoko


NO! 4

glacial_queen: (We Are Not Amused)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2015-09-07 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
TO: Momoko, Dinah
FROM: Karla

Please don't make me murder Eliot. I like him. BUT I WILL FOR THE SAKE OF TRUE LOVE!

(Also, his girlfriend and boyfriend might fight you for him).

In conclusion,
NO

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2015-09-08 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
TO: Karla, Momoko
From: Dinah

You two are way too fun.

Oh look! Maybe Priestly and Eliot will get together! They're so cute.

Image
heromaniac: (Momoko reads a letter)

[personal profile] heromaniac 2015-09-08 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
TO: Karla, Dinah
FROM: Momoko

You do remember he's the guy who killed you, right? How could you put Priestly in danger like that? What if he goes Fandom Weird again?

(He has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend?!? At the same time?! Do they know?)


heromaniac: (Momoko reads a letter)

[personal profile] heromaniac 2015-09-09 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
TO: Karla, Dinah
FROM: Momoko

You do remember he's the guy who killed you, right? How could you put Priestly in danger like that? What if he goes Fandom Weird again?

(He has a boyfriend AND a girlfriend?!? At the same time?! Do they know?)


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