"Oh," said Summer, without missing a beat. "Both. Definitely both. But plausible deniability's got nothing to do with it. I've got a reputation to uphold."

She knew she had students who would never look at a banana the same way ever again, and she was only just getting started.

"Besides, they do kind of go hand-in-hand, anyway."

At least in her experience. She wasn't born this jaded, after all.