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The Perk; Thursday Afternoon [02/20].
Rosa was usually the type of person who had absolutely no problem being antisocial and barely ever leaving her apartment, but, honestly, after last week where she'd spent maybe a handful of hours outside of it and that was about it, she was kind of sick of it. It was a weird feeling, and she didn't like it, and if it persisted, then she was maybe going to need to grab her bike and hit the road for a week or something, since it had been a while.
She'd maybe see how she felt once she got out for a bit, but, so far, it wasn't helping. She figured it was a perfect plan, go to the Perk, grab a coffee, and then just settle in a corner to read because she'd practically forgotten with all the commotion of last week that she had that new Crimson Portal book to finish. Also, she was vaguely worried that Anna Pavlova might be moving on from her shoe phase into a sort of book phase, and doubted she could get past the first chapter with that dog trying to eat it or something.
But she was getting impatient, because she was still waiting for her drink to come up, which made absolutely no sense, and she checked her watched, and was really questioning her ability to not just go back there and make it herself.
"It's a black coffee," she reminded them. "How long could it possibly take?"
Apparently, however long was needed for the narrative structure.
"What? Are you still growing the beans? Come on."
But the baristas just shrugged and gestured futilely toward the coffee maker, as if they really couldn't do anything about it, despite it being, you know, their jobs, but whatever.
[[ idk. it's open, though! ]]
She'd maybe see how she felt once she got out for a bit, but, so far, it wasn't helping. She figured it was a perfect plan, go to the Perk, grab a coffee, and then just settle in a corner to read because she'd practically forgotten with all the commotion of last week that she had that new Crimson Portal book to finish. Also, she was vaguely worried that Anna Pavlova might be moving on from her shoe phase into a sort of book phase, and doubted she could get past the first chapter with that dog trying to eat it or something.
But she was getting impatient, because she was still waiting for her drink to come up, which made absolutely no sense, and she checked her watched, and was really questioning her ability to not just go back there and make it herself.
"It's a black coffee," she reminded them. "How long could it possibly take?"
Apparently, however long was needed for the narrative structure.
"What? Are you still growing the beans? Come on."
But the baristas just shrugged and gestured futilely toward the coffee maker, as if they really couldn't do anything about it, despite it being, you know, their jobs, but whatever.
[[ idk. it's open, though! ]]
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She couldn't exactly turn around and leave when she saw who stood by the counter, and she definitely wasn't going to let Rosa ruin her plans.
"Oh, so they fail at coffee now?"
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At least maybe this time they could try to avoid one of them just shoving the other into a shelf. She thought, as if she hadn't been the one doing almost all the shoving.
"Yup," she murmured, closing her eyes for a moment to try and find some sort of happy place that could prevent her from burning this place down....oh, hey, there we go. Burning this place down. Happy place acheived. "They fail at coffee now."
"We told you," the barista complained, "there's something wrong with the machine. Just get an Americano."
"Fine," said Rosa, through clenched teeth, bracing herself for the inevitable errrr, something's wrong with the espresso machine, too. You know, the machine that would probably go back to perfect working order the moment she left. It was just one of those days.
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Yeah, she was deliberately annoying Rosa. There were reasons, even if Seivarden wouldn't admit it to herself.
"Or is this where you tell me that the type of coffee doesn't matter? It's just hot water with beans in it after all."
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"Hot water," she then corrected tersely, "filtered through beans that are ground, but, yeah, whatever. Close enough."
She considered also pointing out that there was no giving up already when this had already taken way longer than she would have normally had patience for.
But, instead, she folded her arms in front of her and went with, "Is this where you tell me that this is somehow way different than tea, then insist it's somehow something more than just hot water with leaves in it?"
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How could anyone make the comparison?
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She would, though, the one she felt all the other ones stemmed from.
"You still have no idea how stupid you sound when you say that, do you?"
And she couldn't believe they were still on about this...
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"Why are you still picking on my appreciation for tea?"
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"I'm not picking on your appreciation for tea," she countered. "I'm picking on you," excuse her while she rolled her eyes at the childishness in that claim, "because you refuse to admit that it is what it is. Coffee. Tea. It doesn't matter. It's all just hot water with stuff in it."
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Maybe she was at least special?
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Because Rosa blinked at Seivarden with the sort of confusion that could only go along with feeling like someone had managed to get even dumber than you already thought they were, and that was already pretty dumb.
"Uhh, yeah," she said, "I do."
Had she even met her? Did she have some sort of selective amnesia? It was almost insulting! Picking on people whose opinions she didn't like was a cornerstone of her whole existence!
"You're the one who brought hot water up, anyway." Like she didnt know where it'd go, or something. "God." She scoffed, turning away, trying to crane her neck to see how that progress on the coffee machine was going. "Like talking to the world's dumbest brick wall."
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Please tell her she's special.
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WILL THAT WORK?
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"Oh, are they now?"
She smiled.
"Well, I'm not the one who feel the need to pick on other people's opinions when she doesn't like them."
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Rosa's jaw tightened.
"Right," she said. "Because you're just a real paragon of civility."
She leaned a little on the counter to see how things were going on the other side. "Any progress?" she asked. "I swear, I'll go online and order you a new one, it'll probably be faster..."
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"At least I know better than..."
Surprisingly, she decided to not finish that sentence.
"I'd like a cup of tea," Seivarden said to the barista. "Perhaps you can make me one if that coffee is going to take forever."
She looked at Rosa.
"Do you want one too?"
That would be even more annoying than insults, she guessed.
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She kept her eyes dedicatedly forward. "I'm good," she said. "Thanks."
The main reason she wanted to move this along now was just to get rid of her, but if she just got her tea and moved on...
...which had worked great last time, right, Rosa?
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"Sorry, we're going to take your order when the coffee is ready."
Seivarden snorted. "You're doing this just to be annoying, aren't you," she told the barista.
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Or at least it was from Rosa's perspective.
"Come on," said Rosa with a groan. "Fine. What if I just changed my order to a tea? I have coffee at home, for god's sake."
She also had tea at home, too, but just leaving empty-handed was out of the question.
But the barista looked skeptical, and also unwilling to give up on such a perfect opportunity to be exactly what they were being accused of being.
"But you said you wanted coffee."
"I changed my mind!"
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She glanced at Rosa.
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"One tea," she corrected. "A fruity herbal one in a teabag, diabetes levels of sugar, and don't even think about putting on gloves to make it."
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She let that glance slide over Seivarden without an ounce of subtly in it before turning back to the barista. "That's to-go, by the way," she reminded him,, while slipping a ten that he absolutely did not deserve (but that wasn't the point) into the tip jar.
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She folded her arms.
"I'll pay for her so-called tea," she told the barista.
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Remember the days when they would try to get the other to pay for all the drinks? Ahh, memories!
"You'd be better off," she then told Seivarden, "using that money to buy a fucking clue."
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"Suit yourself," she said with a shrug.
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But she had her tea now and, even though it was still definitely way too hot, she was going to take a pointed, defiant sip.
"Perfect," she said, as if to compliment the barista on his fine work, but her eyes were narrowed in on Seivarden the whole time. She then headed for the door, and if her shoulder just so happened to accidentally clip Seivarden's roughly on her way past, then....whoops.
You'd think an expert marksman would have better depth perception, right?