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The Perk, Thursday afternoon
Eliot was not, as a rule, much of a reader. He preferred his media to come with audio and visuals, thank you. But Margo was doing some sort of . . . retail thing at the town's answer to Lush, and there was little else to do in this place before the bars opened.
And he'd already spent far too much time this weekhandwavily harassing the portal gnomes. If he did any more, they were bound to portal him to Outer Mongolia in revenge, which would play havoc with his coiffure.
So he was at the coffee shop. With a book. One on plants he'd picked up in an attempt to make sure he and Margo didn't accidentally poison themselves while they looked for more appropriate lodgings and/or a way back to Fillory.
"Khat, huh?" he mused to himself as he read. "Ooo, induces a state of clear-headed euphoria. I'll just . . . bookmark that one. . . ."
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And he'd already spent far too much time this week
So he was at the coffee shop. With a book. One on plants he'd picked up in an attempt to make sure he and Margo didn't accidentally poison themselves while they looked for more appropriate lodgings and/or a way back to Fillory.
"Khat, huh?" he mused to himself as he read. "Ooo, induces a state of clear-headed euphoria. I'll just . . . bookmark that one. . . ."
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Mainly because his way of making tea involved "microwave water, stick in a tea bag, forget it until it goes cold".
So, he was here again, getting an English breakfast for lunch. And nodding as briefly as was polite (well, for him) to the man muttering over the book.
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This guy had definitely Been Through Some Things.
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Jon ordered his tea and sat down while he waited for it to brew. And nodded again, awkwardly, to the man who was still looking at him.
Jon hadn't even said anything yet! How could he have screwed up social interaction this soon?
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"You look like you've had kind of a rough . . . lifetime."
Well. At least he was willing to offer booze with his judginess?
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He eyed the flask, but shook his head. He'd just gotten drunk last night, and he didn't know who this man - Eliot - was or...hm. Apparently Eliot liked quite a few mind-altering substances, so...yeah, best not.
"No, thank you."
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Then finally got around to social niceties like saying “Hi. I’m Eliot.”
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"So, you, um...you like plants?" He nodded to the book Eliot was reading.
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"I like not being unexpectedly poisoned by them, certainly," Eliot said. "Or deliberately poisoned by them, if the poisoning is fun."
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He shook himself out of it. "Only a few weeks now. You?"
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Maryland was a little low on the Atlantic coast to truly be the arm pit, but geography wasn’t one of Eliot’s strengths.
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He sipped his tea and sighed. "Eldritch fear entities."
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“As in . . . ‘in search of’ or ‘escaping from’?”
He was a little concerned about the answer.
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"More...pulled along with? In the wake of?" Attached to?
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He winced.
Yeah, Jon, you were going to really regret that compelling.
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That question flowed out just as easily as the definition had, and none of it had any more emotional inflection than anything else he'd said so far. But that frown was getting a bit deeper, and he poked his coffee cup with a suspicious finger.
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And immediately flinched and dropped his hands, staring at Jon, wide-eyed.
“What the ever loving fuck are you?”
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He didn't know if that meant anything to Eliot, but it was as good a place as any to start.
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