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Ulysses Zane ([personal profile] amitragic) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-09-10 04:41 pm

The Perk, Friday Afternoon

So yeah Ulysses was back in Fandom after like, what? Five, six years? And he had no fucking clue how he'd ended up here, and none of the increasingly frantic and yell-y texts he was trying to send to Los Angeles were delivering at all.

(Yes, the only reason he was even out of the apartment was because he'd been trying to chase a signal that never showed up.)

And now he was at the Perk, having a giant cup of coffee and something far too sugary - because caffeine and sugar were clearly what he needed on top of all that excessice vaping he'd been doing all morning - and drumming his fingers anxiously against the edge of the table while he scrolled through his phone.

Or tried to, anyway.

Because, you see, none of his feeds were updating at all. And somehow that felt liek the freakiest thing of all.

[ooc: So open!]
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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)

"Mmm, lucky you."

Eliot had rather thought that before Fillory, too. You know, other than an ironic one or a paper one at a fast food place or something.

"Anyway. That's depressing. And you look like you've had enough depressing or brainbreaking already today. You've been around here before, and look like you might know a thing or two about having fun. What's there to do in this little seaside whimsey fest?"

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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)

Eliot considered that.

"Points . . . docked for the bike." There were definitely more dignified modes of travel out there, Uly. "But I do appreciate a man who enjoys getting into trouble."

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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
“I’m sure it’ll be very impressed with how you’ve grown.”
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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, in between bouts of world saving and attempting to teach a bunch of magical rubes how fertilizer works . . . mostly I just get drunk or high."

Wow. That was actually depressing.

"Though I used to throw the most amazing parties. . . ."
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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, the last one was thoroughly disappointing," Eliot said. ". . . And also the trap for a god, so. But . . . maybe. If Bambi and I can find the right venue."
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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)

"Two, I think. The one with the stoic bartender and the one which turned Margo into a woo girl for three days."

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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)

"Oh? Does it do that sort of thing a lot?"

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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)

"Like . . . the cocktail?"

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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-10 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)

". . . Huh. That seems. . . ." Smelly at best and unfathomably dangerous at worst, honestly. ". . . Less than festive."

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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-11 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Eliot tilted his head.

“You know, I’ve sat down for drinks with a talking bulldog named Bristlyfoot, and I still find a zombie band odd.”
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[personal profile] existencemisspent 2021-09-11 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)

"It is nice to know the multiverse can still surprise me."