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Lucifer Morningstar ([personal profile] my_own_advocate) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2021-09-28 07:55 pm

The Devil's Nest, Tuesday Night

Lucifer sat behind the piano, playing his way through some uptempo 70s hits. But his heart wasn't in it.

The stage: it was sizable.

The axe range: buried behind video recordings of dancing humans.

It was exactly what he had set out to do here. He should be happy about it.

Except no. He was bored.

He retreated from the piano eventually to go hang at the bar. There had to be some way to upset Eric enough that he'd push back more thoroughly, right?

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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric came stomping up from his office, retrieving his SoCo and True Blood. "I am going to set your piano on fire," he said. "Buy one that's less ugly. Shouldn't be hard."
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"All of your pianos are ugly," Eric said. "This one is begging to be a Viking funeral. It's an actual cry for help."
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"It wasn't the size of a matchbook," Eric sniffed. "It was from a bordello."

Used. Pam had put zero effort into finding it.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric took a sip from his drink and smirked. "It was a very high class bordello, Lucy."

Lies.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
"Louisiana prides itself on its sex workers," Eric said, arching an eyebrow. "Do we need to change the brochures?"
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"I should've looked at BigandTacky.com," Eric said, "and for that I apologize."

He sounded super sincere, too.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-28 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"No," Eric said with a grin. "And the screens are going too."
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-29 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"A stage and a performer makes us look like we're trying to rip off Caritas' idea and they have zombies," Eric said, snorting.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-29 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think if you tell the zombies they aren't a real band, they'll rip off their own arms and hit you with them," Eric said, smirking.

They had merchandise!
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-29 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"So you're a snob," Eric said. He didn't think this was new in any way.
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-29 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Axe bars are more upscale," Eric said. "Plus we don't allow teacup humans, which already makes us better."
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[personal profile] texted3times 2021-09-29 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've heard you play pop pabulum," Eric said. "You were playing 70s crap just tonight."