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Adrian Blackwood ([personal profile] witchoftheflesh) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2025-05-28 06:37 am
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Pick Your Poison, Wednesday

As a rule, Adrian didn't drink much. He wasn't opposed to alcohol, not even a little, but he just generally didn't. And he certainly didn't drink for any reasons beyond entertainment and socializing. Wanting a drink was all well and good, but needing one? That was where things could get really ugly really fast.

And right now, Adrian really, really needed a drink. "Look, buddy," he sighed. "I don't really know how many times I can tell you this. I'm not the boss. She - yes, she - works on Tuesdays. And you really don't want to mess with her. This 'alpha male bathing supplement' you're shilling isn't going to interest her in--I have no idea what an 'omega soy boy cuck' is, but it's not convincing me to ask my boss to carry your--YEAH WELL, THEY DISCREDITED THE WOLF STUDY YOUR BULLSHIT MALE ASTROLOGY IS BASED ON ANYWAY."

...Not his best retort, no. But it got him off the phone, okay?
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joan_of_bark: (pam: sporty)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2025-05-28 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
"Do I need to kill someone?"

Pam, don't randomly appear in the doorway out of nowhere if you're going to say things like that.
witchoftheflesh: (Action - Food)

[personal profile] witchoftheflesh 2025-05-29 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
"Depends," he said with a wry smile. "How offended should I be about being called an omega soy boy cuck?"

Please don't kill that guy, Pam. Not for real. But like...maybe a little terrifying wouldn't go amiss?
joan_of_bark: (pam: jaded)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2025-05-29 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Very," Pam said, sipping her coffee. "Soy is a major driver of greenhouse gas emissions and one of the engines behind deforestation. As well as not being native to this part of the world. Not that these reactionary incels are smart enough to know any of that."
witchoftheflesh: (Laughing - Talking)

[personal profile] witchoftheflesh 2025-05-30 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Adrian laughed, bright and loud. "I definitely don't think he's worried about the ecosystem, no."
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[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2025-05-30 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Makes me wish I had my full powers," Pam said dryly. "I don't have to kill him, but a little poison oak in his bed goes a long way..."
witchoftheflesh: (Smirk - Being A Little Shit)

[personal profile] witchoftheflesh 2025-05-30 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's even the kind of punishment I could get behind," Adrian said. "I was tempted to break out the curses. I learned from the best, after all."
joan_of_bark: (ivy: smirky sideways)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2025-05-30 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Pam sipped her coffee. "Any particular one you had in mind?" she asked. "I should probably broaden my horizons on non-lethal punishment."
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[personal profile] witchoftheflesh 2025-05-30 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm actually working on one in my spare time," Adrian said. "I call it a karma wasp."

His mother was the most curse-happy witch in the Blackwood and he'd been studying them at her knee since he could toddle.
joan_of_bark: (pam: cheeky)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2025-05-30 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"'Karma wasp'," Pam echoed. "Poetic."
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