For the second time since he had worked at the Freelance Police, Kyle actually had a case to work on. A bunch of rats dressed as pirates strolled in - through the front door - while chanting a long series of numbers. They wanted pies. 3.14159 pies.

Kyle went out, bought four pies, and brought them back to the HQ. The pi-rats - who apparently had an extraordinary sense for how big a slice 0.14159 pies was - paid Kyle back for the food and left him 0.85841 pies as a tip. A delicious tip.

[No OCD for Pi Day!]