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Outside JGOB- Sunday morning

Aeryn hadn't meant to be here again today. But she'd been cornered by a horde of shambling gremlins, and after realizing she had an opportunity to shoot things, she'd taken care of them and seen them go back to normal.

So she got a coffee and took a seat outside, shooting at anything coming her way that might try to bite her. You know, casually.

And this was why Aeryn loved Fandom.

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"Is this a private shooting gallery or can anyone join in?" Anakin asked, beaming at her.

Aeryn gestured to the other seat. "The bonus is they don't actually die, so your conscience can rest easy."

Anakin shrugged. "I don't really feel badly about killing gremlins," he said, "but I've been bit so many times I've lost track."

"Not feeling bad may be why they keep biting you," Aeryn pointed out. Not that she felt bad either.

She would never forgive them for the princess thing.

"Maybe," Anakin admitted, snicking at one with his lightsaber when it got too close.

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"Of course it had to be zombie gremlins! Why wouldn't there be zombie gremlins in Fandom?" Jake was not a shooting things kind of guy. He was, however, a hide behind other people as THEY shot at things kind of guy.

Also he'd smelled the coffee from across the park.

"It's nothing we haven't dealt with before," Aeryn assured him. "...I assume."

"See, now that you've said that, something entirely new and unexpected is going to show up," Jake pointed out. He knew how these things worked. Admittedly he hadn't had to deal with it in a while, but those memories came back fast.

He moved quickly behind her chair when one of the shambling gremlins came a little too close for comfort.

Aeryn quickly shot the gremlin, who fell over, and got up, looking confused.

"That does sound about right, actually," she said. "Sorry."

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Hey look at that, a web line snagged a zombie gremlin over there in the head. And then it got yanked back. And then there was a big POW and the gremlin went flying back from whence it came. By the time it landed, it was less shambly, more skittery.

And that's how Peter was dealing with gremlin zombies today. "You know, I was going to put on my costume for this, but it would feel weird to beat up gremlins as a superhero. How're you doing, Aeryn?"

"I've been shooting them, doing this as a superhero wouldn't be a big deal," Aeryn told him. "I'm better now, how are you?"

"I've got a broad existential crisis or two going on, but I'm not bad this morning," Peter said. His spider-sense warned him of a gremlin approaching, so guess what: WEB PULL PUNCH COMBO AGAIN. He would be spamming that move.

Aeryn was happy to just watch him do the work for a while. It was a different kind of entertaining. "An existential crisis?"

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"Yep. Knew it. Should have brought a gun," Marty grumbled as he smacked a gremlin across the street with a tree branch.

He was looking a little ragged at the moment and his black suit had gone from pressed to extremely wrinkled and frayed. "Aeryn!" He exclaimed as he approached the table. "So good to see you. Lovely day we're having, isn't it?"

"Yes, it's very interesting. I've been very busy," she said, stopping to listen for more gremlin moaning noises, which meant there were at least a couple more on their way.

"Lovely!" Marty said in a tone that hardly indicated it was anything but. "So! How've you been? Crichton's good? Tayln doing well in school?"

"Good, he is, and yes, surprisingly well." The kid got John's brain. Without the neural clone mess. "You seem like you're having a tough day."

Only while carrying a baby could Xander have made it all the way from the hotel to the coffee shop without even seeing a zombie gremlin, let alone getting attacked by one. Something about God protecting fools and children?

...Right, so he totally could've gotten here alone, then. Shut up. The point was, he didn't, which was why he started shifting a curly-headed one year old from his shoulders to a much safer grip as soon as he spotted the girl with the gun. "Oh, good, an invasion. Of course there's an invasion. Why wouldn't there be an invasion? ...Please tell me it's a giant fuzzy kitten invasion?"

"Kiii!" Bronwyn added hopefully. She might not be able to say the word yet, but she certainly recognized it.

"Zombie gremlins," Aeryn said helpfully. "At least they're easily taken care of. Hello."

That's Aeryn, making conversation in the middle of looking for things to shoot.

"Seriously? Zombie gremlins? That's like Fandom ran out of things to throw at us and decided it's time to play mix and match." Which opinion didn't stop Xander from stepping closer and into the area most likely to be protected by Aeryn's firing range, because he might be a fool, but he was not that kind of fool. "Bronwyn, this is Aeryn. She's like Aunt Buffy but with more guns and not as much wordsing."

"We are both Meerkats. Hello," Aeryn told her. "The gremlins don't stay a problem for long here."

Imagine that.

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Zero had a beefed up croquet mallet and she wasn't afraid to use it. Especially not when gremlins were standing between her and pastry. "Now this is more like old times!" she exclaimed cheerfully.

"I'd almost forgotten about that mallet," Aeryn said fondly.

"I keep it in the back of the closet just in case," Zero told her. "And never leave home via portal without it. How've you been, Aeryn?"

"Good. Especially now that I have an excuse to do this," Aeryn said, sniping a gremlin that had tried to sneak under her table. "How are you?"

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