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Stark had been walking past JGoB, unaware of the paint-based warfare that had commenced at the school, when one of the employees had run outside, grabbed him and pulled him inside the bakery.
“Let go let go let go,” Stark protested. “Why?”
“Paintball.”
“Paintball?”
“Didn’t want you to get shot, dude! We like you.” A baker, apron and rather large paintball gun streaked with flour, nodded her assent from behind the counter.
“Paintball,” Stark repeated. “Okay. Fine. Why? How?”
“Because it’s paintball. I dunno. For fun?”
“Fun.”
“Yeah, it’s a game, man. You just...try and get paint on everyone who isn’t you. Try not to get hit yourself. Here, we got you a gun.”
“Thank you,” Stark said, considering the paintball gun for a long moment. “We should set up a barricade. Or...maybe something else. There’s enough ammunition?” He hadn’t shot anything in a very long time. But a game sounded amusing at least. And this was a defensible position with only the one accessible entrance.
“Plenty of paint! Yours is blue.”
A short while later the bakery was well-defended. It was also somewhat booby trapped. Where the buckets and extra paint and other supplies had come from was something of a mystery. Stark had run out and come back with less ammo but more of everything else. “I’m resourceful,” was all he had said when asked about the supply run, waving a hand dismissively.
There was a sign hung outside on the door proclaiming the bakery to be “PEACEFUL NEUTRAL TERRITORY (violations will not be tolerated) WE HAVE SNACKS AND ICE PACKS AND WIPES FOR CLEANING OFF PAINT.” There was a weapons check and everything. Of course, you had to get inside for that to apply.
Stark was prepared to offer assistance or shoot you. Was the sign a trap? Probably not. But he wasn’t going to tolerate aggression towards the staff here, even in a game, especially since they’d made a point to arm and warn him.
[Open! The alien is in and will absolutely make sure you get painted if you violate the safety of this zone. Picture some elaborate Rube Goldberg-esque paint traps, then make them just a little more confusing. Also I made this icon just for this as soon as I heard it was a possibility. I’m headed to work (ew save me) so I’ll be slow until probably 5 Eastern. There’s a wee bit of OCD just in case.]
“Let go let go let go,” Stark protested. “Why?”
“Paintball.”
“Paintball?”
“Didn’t want you to get shot, dude! We like you.” A baker, apron and rather large paintball gun streaked with flour, nodded her assent from behind the counter.
“Paintball,” Stark repeated. “Okay. Fine. Why? How?”
“Because it’s paintball. I dunno. For fun?”
“Fun.”
“Yeah, it’s a game, man. You just...try and get paint on everyone who isn’t you. Try not to get hit yourself. Here, we got you a gun.”
“Thank you,” Stark said, considering the paintball gun for a long moment. “We should set up a barricade. Or...maybe something else. There’s enough ammunition?” He hadn’t shot anything in a very long time. But a game sounded amusing at least. And this was a defensible position with only the one accessible entrance.
“Plenty of paint! Yours is blue.”
A short while later the bakery was well-defended. It was also somewhat booby trapped. Where the buckets and extra paint and other supplies had come from was something of a mystery. Stark had run out and come back with less ammo but more of everything else. “I’m resourceful,” was all he had said when asked about the supply run, waving a hand dismissively.
There was a sign hung outside on the door proclaiming the bakery to be “PEACEFUL NEUTRAL TERRITORY (violations will not be tolerated) WE HAVE SNACKS AND ICE PACKS AND WIPES FOR CLEANING OFF PAINT.” There was a weapons check and everything. Of course, you had to get inside for that to apply.
Stark was prepared to offer assistance or shoot you. Was the sign a trap? Probably not. But he wasn’t going to tolerate aggression towards the staff here, even in a game, especially since they’d made a point to arm and warn him.
[Open! The alien is in and will absolutely make sure you get painted if you violate the safety of this zone. Picture some elaborate Rube Goldberg-esque paint traps, then make them just a little more confusing. Also I made this icon just for this as soon as I heard it was a possibility. I’m headed to work (ew save me) so I’ll be slow until probably 5 Eastern. There’s a wee bit of OCD just in case.]