And that would be a very buzzed Eleanor taking the stage and grabbing the microphone. "Hello everyone. This song goes out to a girl who not only looks lonely but isn't but bought me a drink because it's my birthday. That woman's name is-"

Wait a second. It'll come to her.

"Ssseeeevvv-"

Almost there.

"Severe Garden. There it is. I did it!"

Nope.

"So because she made me a drink with whisky shrimp and glitter-"

The band began to play a tune.

"Not that bullshirt!"

So the band began to play a different tune

"Jesus. What the fork up with that Disney princess bullshirt? C'mon. I'm here to ROCK!" She shouted complete with the 'Fist of Rock' (TM).

So the band finally started to play this song.

"FORK YEAH! C'MON LADIES! THIS IS FOR SEVERE GARDEN!"

Still the wrong name. Regardless, Eleanor began to sing.

I wake up in the morning
And I raise my weary head
I've got an old coat for a pillow
And the earth was last night's bed
I don't know where I'm going
Only God knows where I've been
I'm a devil on the run!
A six gun lover!
A candle in the wind!

When you're brought into this world
They say you're born in sin
Well at least they gave me something
I didn't have to steal or have to win
Well they tell me that I'm wanted
Yeah, I'm a wanted man!
I'm a colt in your stable!
I'm what Cain was to Abel!
Mister catch me if you can!

I'm going out in a blaze of gl-

And as she was about to enter into the chorus, Eleanor jumped and fell off the stage, flat on her face.

"SEVERE GARDEN!"

And she then crawled back to the bar as the band played the rest of the song.