somethingwithturquoise: (just so happy right now)
Summer Smith ([personal profile] somethingwithturquoise) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2022-04-13 04:22 am

Caritas; Wednesday [04/13].

Was it tacky to advertise for your big party on the weekend during your bar shift on Wednesday? Did Summer really care?

Because you could definitely bet Summer was going to try and tell everyone about that party, and, even if she didn't get around to it, she had a few ubiquitous flyers up around the place and smaller little print-outs advertising for the Big Beefcake Birthday Blowout Bash (sorry, Eliot; like a magpie, this one, but she did, clearly, improve on it), juuuust in case anyone missed it.

Look, she had to cover all of her bases. She was pretty sure she might actually die if she threw a party and, like, no one showed up. Forget parasitic brain eaters, evil galactic empires, the breaking of time and space as we know it....a bad party was, like, the most terrifying thing in the entire multiverse.

Wednesday Jello Shot Specials!
~BEEFCAKE BIRTHDAY BASH PREVIEW SPECIAL~

First One Free With a Karaoke Song
Or if it's your BIRTHDAY this week!


Pulsar and Quasar
Star Shine
Rings of Saturn
Green Space Goo


Caritas is open!
stykera: (huh?)

Re: The Bar - 04/13.

[personal profile] stykera 2022-04-13 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's different. Isn't it? I've only ever seen ones that were average-sized."

Blue sometimes, glowy often, but never outsized.
stykera: (thinking)

Re: The Bar - 04/13.

[personal profile] stykera 2022-04-13 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"Did your giant baby have another parent?" Maybe that explained it? Maybe that explained too much of it.

"Or maybe it's just one of those things here that has no explanation."
stykera: (mask again)

Re: The Bar - 04/13.

[personal profile] stykera 2022-04-13 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Barry was a wise man not to share what he knew. Very wise.

"Sometimes knowing the other parent just makes it more confusing." Like last year's child with Liam had been. "More than some of them already are, anyway."
stykera: (side eye)

Re: The Bar - 04/13.

[personal profile] stykera 2022-04-13 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"You had a child with the cat? The one who worked here?"

Stark, your child that consistently appeared had a plant for a mother, don't judge.

"Maybe next year will be less odd?"

Maybe he'd be around next year. Maybe.
stykera: (Default)

Re: The Bar - 04/13.

[personal profile] stykera 2022-04-13 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've only had the three. Not with any cats." Or any other animals. "Liam, last year. Bridge who was at school when I was. And Zhaan. All of them were surprising."