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Pick Your Poison, Saturday Afternoon
They might be here to visit, but no force in the world could stop a Blackwood witch from being industrious. So after a stop at the park for a bit, the Blackwoods had headed over to town, carrying the boxes of cosmetics and consumables that the Old Wives had brought with them to start trying to fill the empty shelves that Pam's weeding out had left behind.
There were cleansers, there were bath bombs, bubble baths, body sprays. There were lotions, there were soaps, showers gels, scrubs, and shampoos (with conditioners of course). Massage oils, hair care products, solid perfumes, lotions, even candles. It was like someone had gone through the Lush website and used it as a checklist for production.
"Okay, even I'm impressed," Adrian admitted, looking around at everything they were unpacking and shelving. "How did you all get this done in such little time?"
"Foresight," Muriel deadpanned.
"Wait, really?"
Lydia thumped Adrian in the ear. "Mundane foresight," she told him. "Some of this we've pulled off of shipments to go to the Anchor Markets, so they'd better sell."
"And we reached out to the other covens for help," Agatha said, dreamily. She was in a particularly good mood today. "Your cousin Nora, from the Gulf coven, has been sending us her shower jellies."
"Shower jellies?" Adrian asked. Muriel was already tossing him a box that contained a pair of them. He pulled one out and and laughed as it wobbled in his palm. "Amazing," he said. "Nora is clearly a genius."
Had he met Nora? He couldn't remember, but if you gave him a minute or so, he could probably recite where in the family tree she was.
"We've also started making products without magic, just for your store," Lydia added, holding up a box that was lightly shaded gray instead of their normal white. There were far more gray boxes than white, actually. "Most of the magical cosmetics you sell here are bought as novelties, as opposed to magic being a requirement to sell to the Holy City. Making purely mundane versions means less we'll be diverting from the Holy City to you, but also let us make your items faster and can be sold for cheaper."
"Without having to skimp on the quality in other areas," Muriel added. "Not that we ever would mind."
"But you'll still get some, along with whatever stuff you personally make," Muriel reassured him, amused by whatever expression she saw on his face.
Briefly, Adrian worried what Pam would say if he told her he was now selling some stuff that wasn't magical. And then he figured that so long as he swore that the stuff he was still selling remained free of plastics, parabens, and unethically-sourced mica, he was probably all set.
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There were cleansers, there were bath bombs, bubble baths, body sprays. There were lotions, there were soaps, showers gels, scrubs, and shampoos (with conditioners of course). Massage oils, hair care products, solid perfumes, lotions, even candles. It was like someone had gone through the Lush website and used it as a checklist for production.
"Okay, even I'm impressed," Adrian admitted, looking around at everything they were unpacking and shelving. "How did you all get this done in such little time?"
"Foresight," Muriel deadpanned.
"Wait, really?"
Lydia thumped Adrian in the ear. "Mundane foresight," she told him. "Some of this we've pulled off of shipments to go to the Anchor Markets, so they'd better sell."
"And we reached out to the other covens for help," Agatha said, dreamily. She was in a particularly good mood today. "Your cousin Nora, from the Gulf coven, has been sending us her shower jellies."
"Shower jellies?" Adrian asked. Muriel was already tossing him a box that contained a pair of them. He pulled one out and and laughed as it wobbled in his palm. "Amazing," he said. "Nora is clearly a genius."
Had he met Nora? He couldn't remember, but if you gave him a minute or so, he could probably recite where in the family tree she was.
"We've also started making products without magic, just for your store," Lydia added, holding up a box that was lightly shaded gray instead of their normal white. There were far more gray boxes than white, actually. "Most of the magical cosmetics you sell here are bought as novelties, as opposed to magic being a requirement to sell to the Holy City. Making purely mundane versions means less we'll be diverting from the Holy City to you, but also let us make your items faster and can be sold for cheaper."
"Without having to skimp on the quality in other areas," Muriel added. "Not that we ever would mind."
"But you'll still get some, along with whatever stuff you personally make," Muriel reassured him, amused by whatever expression she saw on his face.
Briefly, Adrian worried what Pam would say if he told her he was now selling some stuff that wasn't magical. And then he figured that so long as he swore that the stuff he was still selling remained free of plastics, parabens, and unethically-sourced mica, he was probably all set.
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It took a little noise to distract her from it. The Green outside in the little garden, whispering the faintest words about newcomers. She assumed the party downstairs included Adrian. Unless the previous owner had been handing out the keys.
She looked down at the slide under her microscope, sighed, and rose. The stairs creaked lightly under her feet. She made no effort to raise her voice to announce her arrival.
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By the time Pam came through the door that led from the storefront to her personal areas, three pairs of blue eyes were locked on her. Adrian was the only holdout, making a new display of candles.
Lydia sighed. "Adrian."
"What?" he asked. "It's Pam. I recognize her step."
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Instead, she was looking at-- "Adrian," she said, "Who are these people?"
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"And you are," Lydia said, though it didn't sound like an accusation, simply a statement of fact.
"--Assessing to see how much of an active threat you are," Adrian amended and Lydia nodded, pleased with the clarification.
"My Aunt Muriel, assessing what roads you're walking on and if she wants to add a signpost," he said, this time addressing the teenaged girl who had already stopped looking at Pam and had gone back to stocking the shelf.
"If I did, it wouldn't be here in front of other people," she replied, though she did glance back up to Pam and give her a teenager chin nod of greeting.
"And my mother," Adrian said, beaming now as he got to introduce his mom to his boss, "Agatha. Probably assessing how you're doing and gauging potential interest."
Agatha was the middle sister, where motherhood and seduction twined around each other, each influencing the other. "Hello, Pam," she said with a slow, suggestive smile - though it seemed like almost everything she did ended up coming across as somehow slow and suggestive. "Adrian's told us a lot about you."
"In regards to our need for new stock," he interjected quickly, so Pam wouldn't think that he'd shared information that had clearly meant to be kept to himself.
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She considered what they were doing. Wondered what signpost meant. Looked at Adrian's mother, who was apparently gauging potential interest. The whole 'Adrian's mother' thing was a firm no-go, she decided.
"Hello," she added, her gaze passing from one to the other to the last. "And thank you for the new product. The previous owner had very different ideas about what's appropriate inventory."
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"Good," Lydia said shortly. "Glad to see Adrian's working for someone with the right priorities." She eyed Pam and nodded. "It was worth having to scramble a bit to get enough stock together if it meant getting rid of the rest of that trash."
Lydia looked like she should be frail, a stick-thin woman that seemed to be made of all angles, flesh hanging off bones. But she held herself ramrod straight like an ancient taproot, giving the impression that the sky could fall and she would remain upright in the rubble.
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Kitty mostly cared about seeing Boston again, anyway, and when they entered the shop she looked around hopefully as Georgiana glanced up for a bare moment before she went back to learning about indoor plumbing.
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And in Adrian's mom. Listen, he couldn't help it. He was a red-blooded demon with eyes, all right?
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And also had she seen her sister?
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Oh, and she might buy a few things while she was here, if they smelled nice enough.
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...Though, admittedly, he had also spent a lot of time prowling around the premises, exploring, and also sitting outside in front of the store, people-watching. Or, at least, watching for a particular person.
The four of them entered the store and Boston immediately left the conversation he'd been having with Adrian and walked over to Kitty. "You're here!" he said, twining around her ankles.
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As soon as she sat down, he was stepping in her lap, his head gently butting the bottom of her chin.
Sure and the rest of you were all here, he guessed.
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Kitty bumped her own forehead gently against Boston's and made to scritch that place behind the ear that had always driven her mad when she was in her cat shape. "How have you been, my darling?" Since she had last seen him a few hours ago at most.
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"Agatha, you're going to want to see this."
Was Lydia being rude? Enh, probably. So?
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She drifted over to see what had caught her sister's attention, and her delicately arched eyebrows flew up towards her very smooth and straight hairline. "Oh, you're quite correct," she said to her sister, though her attention was fully on Georgiana. "Let me take you all in, you gorgeous thing."
Okay, that was to the curse.
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Lydia was relieved to see that the stock had recovered, although really, Adrian, had it been necessary to give her such a fright?
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And since they were being formal, he asked, "May I introduce you all to my family?" There likely was no confusion there, between the obvious resemblance (goodness did he have his mother's hair, except for how unruly and curly it was!) and also the hats.
"My aunt, Ms. Lydia Blackwood, Old Wife of the Bones and the Witch of the Past, my mother, Ms. Agatha Blackwood, Old Wife of the Flesh and the Witch of the Present, and my other aunt, Ms. Muriel Blackwood, Old Wife of the Soul and the Witch of the Future."
Most people didn't get the whole thing, but these were witchfolk, even if only by association in Miss Darcy's case.
Stiffness or not, he couldn't help but smile at getting to introduce people to his family. "And my familiar Boston--" had already beelined for Kitty.
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But Adrian, Lydia had thought you said you didn't know any Great Powers.
Lydia, who was usually terrible at recognizing this kind of thing, lowered herself into the sort of curtsey she might have used had she ever been presented to the Queen. "My ladies," she said respectfully. "I am pleased to be Miss Lydia Bennet, known to mundane folk as Lydia Wickham, of the coven of the Witch Queen of Brighton, Miss Maria Lambe."
What was that bit in the middle there? It probably didn't signify, right?
[Talk of 'Lydia Wickham' NFB please!]
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