witchoftheflesh: Colin O'Donoghue as Hook from OUaT (Laughing - Sideways)
Adrian Blackwood ([personal profile] witchoftheflesh) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2024-10-05 02:25 pm

Pick Your Poison, Saturday Afternoon

They might be here to visit, but no force in the world could stop a Blackwood witch from being industrious. So after a stop at the park for a bit, the Blackwoods had headed over to town, carrying the boxes of cosmetics and consumables that the Old Wives had brought with them to start trying to fill the empty shelves that Pam's weeding out had left behind.

There were cleansers, there were bath bombs, bubble baths, body sprays. There were lotions, there were soaps, showers gels, scrubs, and shampoos (with conditioners of course). Massage oils, hair care products, solid perfumes, lotions, even candles. It was like someone had gone through the Lush website and used it as a checklist for production.

"Okay, even I'm impressed," Adrian admitted, looking around at everything they were unpacking and shelving. "How did you all get this done in such little time?"

"Foresight," Muriel deadpanned.

"Wait, really?"

Lydia thumped Adrian in the ear. "Mundane foresight," she told him. "Some of this we've pulled off of shipments to go to the Anchor Markets, so they'd better sell."

"And we reached out to the other covens for help," Agatha said, dreamily. She was in a particularly good mood today. "Your cousin Nora, from the Gulf coven, has been sending us her shower jellies."

"Shower jellies?" Adrian asked. Muriel was already tossing him a box that contained a pair of them. He pulled one out and and laughed as it wobbled in his palm. "Amazing," he said. "Nora is clearly a genius."

Had he met Nora? He couldn't remember, but if you gave him a minute or so, he could probably recite where in the family tree she was.

"We've also started making products without magic, just for your store," Lydia added, holding up a box that was lightly shaded gray instead of their normal white. There were far more gray boxes than white, actually. "Most of the magical cosmetics you sell here are bought as novelties, as opposed to magic being a requirement to sell to the Holy City. Making purely mundane versions means less we'll be diverting from the Holy City to you, but also let us make your items faster and can be sold for cheaper."

"Without having to skimp on the quality in other areas," Muriel added. "Not that we ever would mind."

"But you'll still get some, along with whatever stuff you personally make," Muriel reassured him, amused by whatever expression she saw on his face.

Briefly, Adrian worried what Pam would say if he told her he was now selling some stuff that wasn't magical. And then he figured that so long as he swore that the stuff he was still selling remained free of plastics, parabens, and unethically-sourced mica, he was probably all set.

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joan_of_bark: (pam: woods)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-05 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Pam had stopped by the park, and then, not long afterward, vanished back up into the little apartment above the store. The laboratory was mostly back up and running, and she had work to do, after all.

It took a little noise to distract her from it. The Green outside in the little garden, whispering the faintest words about newcomers. She assumed the party downstairs included Adrian. Unless the previous owner had been handing out the keys.

She looked down at the slide under her microscope, sighed, and rose. The stairs creaked lightly under her feet. She made no effort to raise her voice to announce her arrival.
oldwifeofthebones: Tilda Swinton (Listening)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-05 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
That didn't matter, the building carried word of her coming long before Pam showed up. As always, Lydia, with the sharpest senses (especially for danger) and the most experience, was the first to note the sounds, tracking the progress through the house, almost like a hunting hound.

By the time Pam came through the door that led from the storefront to her personal areas, three pairs of blue eyes were locked on her. Adrian was the only holdout, making a new display of candles.

Lydia sighed. "Adrian."

"What?" he asked. "It's Pam. I recognize her step."
joan_of_bark: (pam: sporty)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-05 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"And it's my store," Pam added, as she entered the shop, apparently unmoved by all the eyes on her. Her overalls were half-open, the arms tied around her waist. A few hints of fungi peeked out from her skin: a fruit here, a filament there. She'd shaved most of the growth off last night. "Technically, I should be the one side-eyeing all of you."

Instead, she was looking at-- "Adrian," she said, "Who are these people?"
joan_of_bark: (pam: over the shoulder)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-05 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Of course." Maiden, mother, crone, wasn't that a thing somewhere? Pam hadn't been a literature major at any point in her life, but the thought bounced briefly through her mind, only to be discarded a moment after.

She considered what they were doing. Wondered what signpost meant. Looked at Adrian's mother, who was apparently gauging potential interest. The whole 'Adrian's mother' thing was a firm no-go, she decided.

"Hello," she added, her gaze passing from one to the other to the last. "And thank you for the new product. The previous owner had very different ideas about what's appropriate inventory."
oldwifeofthebones: Tilda Swinton (Looking Side)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-05 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You were missing out, Pam. Adrian certainly wouldn't be fussed; as a Witch of the Flesh, he was magically and morally opposed to ruining anyone's good time, especially his mother's.

"Good," Lydia said shortly. "Glad to see Adrian's working for someone with the right priorities." She eyed Pam and nodded. "It was worth having to scramble a bit to get enough stock together if it meant getting rid of the rest of that trash."

Lydia looked like she should be frail, a stick-thin woman that seemed to be made of all angles, flesh hanging off bones. But she held herself ramrod straight like an ancient taproot, giving the impression that the sky could fall and she would remain upright in the rubble.

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mustbeawitch: (smiling and nervous)

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2024-10-05 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This weekend was not really going how Lydia had hoped, although she supposed it was going how she should have expected. Georgiana had been shown how to use Lydia's phone and had been draining the battery watching 'How Does It Work?' videos on Youtube all day, with Lydia and Kitty taking turns steering her around obstacles. Wickham had mostly been dragged along because Lydia had to present him to Adrian to prove that she hadn't enslaved him against his will, and meanwhile Arden wasn't answering her phone and Lydia's other friends were busy with the exhibition at Stark Industries. But really, she swore, Kitty, she did have other friends!

Kitty mostly cared about seeing Boston again, anyway, and when they entered the shop she looked around hopefully as Georgiana glanced up for a bare moment before she went back to learning about indoor plumbing.
mustbevisiting: (Wickham neutral)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Of the three guests, it must be said that Wickham was probably the most interested on the wares on display.

And in Adrian's mom. Listen, he couldn't help it. He was a red-blooded demon with eyes, all right?
oldwifeofthesoul: Emily Rudd (In The Blackwoods)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthesoul 2024-10-05 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Muriel leaned on a shelf, eating an apple, and regarded him for a second. "Too easy," she decided.
mustbevisiting: (Wickham smirk)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's true," Wickham said with a smirk. "I am." He saw no reason to pretend otherwise amongst such magical folk.
oldwifeofthesoul: Emily Rudd (Smirky)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthesoul 2024-10-05 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mmmmhmm," Lydia said. "Easier to give into smaller temptations to protect yourself from the greater one."
mustbevisiting: (Wickham neutral)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The smirk fell right off Wickham's face. "I assure you, I need no protection from that." Assuming they were talking of the same thing here: he was Lydia's for the having the moment she decided that was what she wanted. "I simply am what I am. I can wait until the end of the world if I must, but I won't twiddle my thumbs while I do it."

And also had she seen her sister?

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mustbevisiting: (Kitty mischief)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Boston was here, wasn't he? They wouldn't keep Kitty from the most marvelous cat (other than herself, of course) that she'd ever met, would they?

Oh, and she might buy a few things while she was here, if they smelled nice enough.
mustbevisiting: (Kitty smile)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"And you're here!" Kitty cried, and once more immediately sat down in the floor to get more on Boston's level. "I hoped you would be!"
mustbevisiting: (Kitty smile)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
They were all boring human-shaped people. They would be fine.

Kitty bumped her own forehead gently against Boston's and made to scritch that place behind the ear that had always driven her mad when she was in her cat shape. "How have you been, my darling?" Since she had last seen him a few hours ago at most.

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mustbevisiting: (Georgiana neutral)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Georgiana was quite absorbed in the tiny screen in her hands, though she might occasionally glance up if Lydia or Kitty showed her something particularly important or if, say, someone who had noticed the absurdly complex and delicate magical working enshrouding her came over to talk about it.
oldwifeofthebones: Tilda Swinton (Surprise)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-05 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Lydia noticed the young woman first, but a single look at the girl was enough to have her calling for her sister.

"Agatha, you're going to want to see this."

Was Lydia being rude? Enh, probably. So?
oldwifeoftheflesh: Nadia Nassib Njeim (Default)

[personal profile] oldwifeoftheflesh 2024-10-05 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh I am, am I?" Agatha asked, sounding amused.

She drifted over to see what had caught her sister's attention, and her delicately arched eyebrows flew up towards her very smooth and straight hairline. "Oh, you're quite correct," she said to her sister, though her attention was fully on Georgiana. "Let me take you all in, you gorgeous thing."

Okay, that was to the curse.
mustbevisiting: (Georgiana side eye)

[personal profile] mustbevisiting 2024-10-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Georgiana had looked up with a vague little, "Hmm?" at Lydia's comment, and at Agatha's she asked stiffly, "I do beg your pardon?"

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mustbeawitch: (dubious)

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2024-10-05 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mr. Blackwood," Lydia said in return, just as stiffly. "May I present my sisters, Mrs. Catherine Denny and Miss Georgiana Darcy? Although I believe you and Kitty may already be acquainted." Or possibly Kitty was just acquainted with his cat. Lydia was afraid to find out. "And this is Mr. George Wickham." Each party curtseyed or nodded their head in turn as they were introduced.

Lydia was relieved to see that the stock had recovered, although really, Adrian, had it been necessary to give her such a fright?
mustbeawitch: (you're joking right)

[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2024-10-05 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wickham had nothing about his throat but his shirt collar and cravat, and he would be happy to loosen them both if Adrian would like a closer look...for whatever reason.

But Adrian, Lydia had thought you said you didn't know any Great Powers.

Lydia, who was usually terrible at recognizing this kind of thing, lowered herself into the sort of curtsey she might have used had she ever been presented to the Queen. "My ladies," she said respectfully. "I am pleased to be Miss Lydia Bennet, known to mundane folk as Lydia Wickham, of the coven of the Witch Queen of Brighton, Miss Maria Lambe."

What was that bit in the middle there? It probably didn't signify, right?

[Talk of 'Lydia Wickham' NFB please!]

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