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Adrian Blackwood ([personal profile] witchoftheflesh) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2024-10-05 02:25 pm

Pick Your Poison, Saturday Afternoon

They might be here to visit, but no force in the world could stop a Blackwood witch from being industrious. So after a stop at the park for a bit, the Blackwoods had headed over to town, carrying the boxes of cosmetics and consumables that the Old Wives had brought with them to start trying to fill the empty shelves that Pam's weeding out had left behind.

There were cleansers, there were bath bombs, bubble baths, body sprays. There were lotions, there were soaps, showers gels, scrubs, and shampoos (with conditioners of course). Massage oils, hair care products, solid perfumes, lotions, even candles. It was like someone had gone through the Lush website and used it as a checklist for production.

"Okay, even I'm impressed," Adrian admitted, looking around at everything they were unpacking and shelving. "How did you all get this done in such little time?"

"Foresight," Muriel deadpanned.

"Wait, really?"

Lydia thumped Adrian in the ear. "Mundane foresight," she told him. "Some of this we've pulled off of shipments to go to the Anchor Markets, so they'd better sell."

"And we reached out to the other covens for help," Agatha said, dreamily. She was in a particularly good mood today. "Your cousin Nora, from the Gulf coven, has been sending us her shower jellies."

"Shower jellies?" Adrian asked. Muriel was already tossing him a box that contained a pair of them. He pulled one out and and laughed as it wobbled in his palm. "Amazing," he said. "Nora is clearly a genius."

Had he met Nora? He couldn't remember, but if you gave him a minute or so, he could probably recite where in the family tree she was.

"We've also started making products without magic, just for your store," Lydia added, holding up a box that was lightly shaded gray instead of their normal white. There were far more gray boxes than white, actually. "Most of the magical cosmetics you sell here are bought as novelties, as opposed to magic being a requirement to sell to the Holy City. Making purely mundane versions means less we'll be diverting from the Holy City to you, but also let us make your items faster and can be sold for cheaper."

"Without having to skimp on the quality in other areas," Muriel added. "Not that we ever would mind."

"But you'll still get some, along with whatever stuff you personally make," Muriel reassured him, amused by whatever expression she saw on his face.

Briefly, Adrian worried what Pam would say if he told her he was now selling some stuff that wasn't magical. And then he figured that so long as he swore that the stuff he was still selling remained free of plastics, parabens, and unethically-sourced mica, he was probably all set.

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oldwifeofthebones: Tilda Swinton (Default)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-06 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Adrian just huffed an amused sigh. Surrounded by powerful women who liked to tweak his nose. It was like he'd never left the Blackwood at all.

"Survival," Lydia said grimly. "Did Adrian not say? We keep making potions and pretties for the citizens of the Holy City and Gilgamesh doesn't rethink his stance on our extermination being worth the cost of carrying it out."
joan_of_bark: (pam: stubborn)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-06 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That raised eyebrow made it clear he hadn't said, no.

"He skipped over that tidbit."

To be fair, she'd only known Adrian for about a week and would kill everyone and then herself if anything happened to him.
Edited 2024-10-06 17:42 (UTC)
joan_of_bark: (pam: curled lip)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-06 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Pam looked at him. "This sounds like capitalism to me," she pointed out. "Specifically 'exploitation of colonized lands and peoples'."
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[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-06 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"More like 'better for his ego if he has a convenient excuse to not come after us,' than anything else," Lydia said. "Coming for us in the Blackwood would be bloody and dangerous enough to maybe make people start questioning whether he's really all-powerful."

She looked like she was about to spit on the floor but a sharp look from Adrian had her rolling her eyes and subsiding.

"As long as we stay useful, he has an excuse to not come for us. If we take away that excuse, then we sign our own death certificates."
joan_of_bark: (pam: explaining it)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-06 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lovely," Pam said.

Those crossed arms were definitely crossing with some kind of crossed-arms emotion.

"Isn't that always the way the rich and powerful try to get their way?"
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[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-06 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"What, murder?" Lydia asked with a shrug. "I mean, it's one of them."

"More than that, Pam," Adrian explained. "Gilgamesh isn't just an oligarch in a golden jet or whatever. He's...the mortal who stole the throne of Heaven and has ruled the the entirety of Earth as the Eternal King for the last five thousand years. And, on top of that, we also have capitalism."

"We can argue economic theories later--"

"She means that, it's actually one of her hobbies," Adrian confided.

"--but I assure you that Gilgamesh predates them."
joan_of_bark: (pam: casual aside)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-06 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Pam raised an eyebrow. (She was still unsure how this was somehow not settler colonialism wrapped up in proto-capitalism, but whatever.)

"And he's stronger than you."
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[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-06 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It was okay, Pam. You'd learn to think outside your own paradigm in time. Probably.

Or you wouldn't, but either way, that wasn't Lydia's problem.

"Correct," Lydia said. "He's killed the gods and enslaved the Hells and stamped out all magics except his own, and now has armies of the fanatically loyal that he's amassed over the past five thousand years. We're a few hundred witches in the woods. We'd take a chunk out of him if he came for us, but the fact that you cut out your enemy's eye isn't that much of a comfort when he's cutting out your heart."

"He wouldn't find it," Adrian muttered.

Lydia reached out and whapped the back of his head. "Don't start with me."

"Yes, Aunt Lydia," he said with an unrepentant grin.
joan_of_bark: (pam: jaded)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
Pam's paradigm was wedged in very firmly, unfortunately. The joys of getting traumatically plugged into the Green when she hadn't been prepared for it.

"So instead you sell bath bombs," she mused. "That's... certainly some kind of arrangement."
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[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-07 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
"You do what you have to to survive," Lydia said, though her gaze flicked over to Adrian, heavy with what just might have been guilt and regret. And then back to Pam. "No matter how distasteful."
joan_of_bark: (pam: over the shoulder)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-07 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, I'm not going to get in your way," Pam said, her own gaze flicking from Adrian to Lydia and back again. "I don't know what terms my predecessor set, but..."
joan_of_bark: (Default)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-07 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Strike off whatever sounds unreasonable," Pam agreed. "And in exchange I'd like a detailed list of sourcing for your products."

What? What.
oldwifeofthebones: Tilda Swinton (Listening)

[personal profile] oldwifeofthebones 2024-10-07 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Lydia looked Pam up and down. And without saying anything further to her, walked over to Muriel and they had a short conversation that involved Muriel zoning out for a few minutes, then snapping back to it and shrugging.

Adrian also shrugged. But this was to Pam; look, he had no idea what his aunts were up to most of the time.

Muriel's shrug seemed to be enough for Lydia. She returned to Pam and Adrian. "At some point, when you feel more settled, you may visit us in the Blackwood. I think you will enjoy the experience."

She looked at Adrian. "This doesn't mean you don't have to list our sources like she asked."

"I absolutely did not think it did, Aunt Lydia."
joan_of_bark: (pam: w/ harley like the office)

[personal profile] joan_of_bark 2024-10-07 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well. Pam blinked, and her hands wound up on her sides. "... Thank you for the invitation," she said. "I-- appreciate that."

Even what little she knew about the Blackwood made it seem-- important.