http://iqof39.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iqof39.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2008-03-01 05:38 pm

Caritas, Saturday evening

D'Argo was there at Caritas tonight. He just was spending pretty much the entire night trying to tape up the zombies again whenever body parts would start falling off.

When an arm fell off of two at once, he looked at them, duct tape in hand, and asked, "Really?"

So it was Tino behind the bar tonight. Mostly because he'd refused to do this part.

Re: The Lounge

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
"It could have used a couple more lepers," Jim said. "Aside from that, I've enjoyed not having classes and general bumming around."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
"You could just find Gavin and some of his close friends. Leprosy's contagious. Maybe John and Karal have it too," she suggested.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
"I'm glad I dumped John as my soulmate," Jim said. "I don't want to catch leprosy."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
"I don't want you to, either," she decided, not touching that soulmate thing with a ten-foot pole. "I'd end up holding your hand and then literally holding just your hand."

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
"It would be a fun trick at parties, though," Jim pointed out.

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Sure, it's all fun and games until you can't smell anything because your nose is on the floor."

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Better than your pinky being in the punch bowl," Jim said.

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Is it?" she asked dubiously.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
"Only if you don't mind ruining punch," Jim said. "Or if people tell you that you're too nosey."

"Sorry."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
"...I like that you apologized before I could call you on that," Pam noted. "Well-done, Halpert."

Re: The Lounge

[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
"I try," Jim said. "Hmm. I just had an idea."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"An idea? Just one?" she asked curiously.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll give you ten bucks if you sing something on stage," Jim said. "It doesn't even have to be something embarrassing."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Pam stared at him. "But people could see."

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
"Only the people here," Jim said. "And the zombies. I can go first."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
"...okay," she said, trying to think of what she could possibly sing.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I know what to do," Jim said after thinking for a moment. "Be right back. (http://community.livejournal.com/fandomtownies/2557004.html?thread=113781836#t113781836)"
Edited 2008-03-02 05:56 (UTC)

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you drunk?" asked a very giggly Pam from behind her hands when he returned.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
"Only on your love," Jim said, knowing that it didn't make any sense. "I think I broke my chest, though."

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Your poor chest. Leave that to professionals. I think they teach you how to do that right in Canada, 'cause Celine doesn't seem to hurt herself," she pointed out, still laughing.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
"I think I just need more maple syrup in my diet," Jim said.

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
"Or, you know, to not bruise yourself," Pam said helpfully.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
"That might help, too," Jim said. "So, are you still in?"

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[identity profile] keds-champion.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
"That depends. Do I have to beat on myself, or try to top you?" she asked dubiously.

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[identity profile] fat-halpert.livejournal.com 2008-03-02 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
"You can do whatever you want," Jim said. "Silly or serious or whatever. I'm not picky."