Pam got up on stage, somewhat pink, and took up the mic as the zombies cued up...that song from that movie about the planes.

And Pam pointed out at Jim, just like the pilot had pointed at the chick he ws trying to, stupidly, impress in that movie. Because dammit, her shyness was not getting in the way of trying to trump him at dorkiness.

There was probably no way she could beat Celine, though.

"You never close your eyes
Anymore when I kiss your lips.
And there's no tenderness
Like before in your fingertips.
You're trying hard not to show it, (baby).
But baby, baby I know it...

You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Whoa, that lovin' feelin',
You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Now it's gone...gone...gone...wooooooh.

Now there's no welcome look
In your eyes when I reach for you.
And now you're starting to
Criticize little things I do.
It makes me just feel like crying, (baby).
'Cause baby, something beautiful's dyin'.

You lost that lovin' feelin',
Whoa, that lovin' feelin',
You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Now it's gone...gone...gone...woooooah

Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees for you.
If you would only love me like you used to do, yeah.
We had a love...a love...a love you don't find everyday.
So don't...don't...don't...don't let it slip away.

Baby (baby), baby (baby),
I beg of you please (please), please (please)
I need your love (I need your love), I need your love (I need your love),
So bring it on back (So bring it on back),
Bring it on back (so bring it on back).

Bring back that lovin' feelin',
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
Bring back that lovin' feelin',
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone,
and I can't go on,
woh-oh-oh-oh

Bring back that lovin' feelin',
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
Bring back that lovin' feelin',
'Cause it's gone...gone...gone...
And I can't go on.. wooooah."

And then she scurried offstage, bright red.

Stanley ordered a scotch. Quiet night.

Jim felt contrary, so he sat here.

Jim and Pam decided to take advantage of the less-packed town and found their way to Caritas for music and drinks. Or, in the case of tonight, music and falling-off-limb-related comedy. "I'm glad we decided to come here. That's not something you'll see in the dorms."

"I think Gavin's one of those," Jim said. "Stay away from him. It's not pretty."

"He does a pretty good job of covering it up, so it's not a huge deal or anything," Jim said. "But enough about lepers. Have you been enjoying your leper-free break?"

"It could have used a couple more lepers," Jim said. "Aside from that, I've enjoyed not having classes and general bumming around."

"I'm glad I dumped John as my soulmate," Jim said. "I don't want to catch leprosy."