Jim, thinking that Pam would feel better following him on stage if he made a fool of himself, got up and sang the least manly song he could think of.

Every night in my dreams
I see you,

Jim pointed to Pam.

I feel you,

Jim did that creepy chest pound thing Celine always does.

That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart

Chest pound. That hurt.

And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're one

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart

Chest pound. Ow.

And my heart will go on and on

There is some love that will not go away

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart

Chest pound. How did she DO THAT all the time?

And my heart will go on and on

"Thank you," Jim said to the mostly empty room. "Thank you. You're too kind, thank you."