http://knight-fatali.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtownies2011-09-11 11:44 am

Our Lady of Fandom - Sunday [All Day]

Seifer was at the church again, as he was supposed to be. There was to be a small morning service, and then he would be present at the church all day. He had much to pray and ask forgiveness for.

Seifer had a feeling that yesterday's slow run on weddings was a one-off.

He had cleaned the church, removing all traces of yesterday's ...indiscretions. It was once again a place of holy worship.


[ocd a go]

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, sex addiction was a serious issue. And Kenzi already had the eating disorder storyline sewed up. Why shouldn't he get the Male Actor Emmy?

Kenzi sent him a smoldering glance in the meantime, because she wasn't about to start crying until she had nicely emerald eyeliner to outline her eyes to dramatic effect.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Cindy dashed over to them both, arms full of wigs and makeup and new clothes.

"Okay, quick change," she said, rapid-fire. She tossed a blonde wig at Kenzi as she started dusting more powder onto Seifer's face. No, she didn't know their real names. Nor did she care. She was overworked and due for a break, dammit!

"Kenzi, you're going in disguise, so play up the accent so people know it's really you. Also, on top of the confession, you're going to see if you can't lure the priest into becoming one of your boys, okay? So, ummm, costume change for you, too." She nodded to the scandalously short dress that she'd brought along. "Seduce and blackmail, once you're done crying."

Then to Seifer, she added, "And the director wants to see some real spiritual struggle here. Try to say no for awhile. Otherwise, the writers are probably going to write in another demonic possession plot."

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes!" Kenzi whispered, pumping her fist as she struggled into a tight black leather outfit, then started pushing her hair back into a hairnet. "Like the accent isn't already thicker than syrup, jeeeeez."
Edited 2011-09-11 21:29 (UTC)

Re: Confession

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"So's our audience," Cindy muttered. "You in a new wig might confuse the hell out of them."

Of course, the establishing shots had Kenzi walking into the church in her old wig and costume, but having her appear inside like this shouldn't confuse anyone.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Collect alllll the Crayola wig colors," Kenzi muttered, fixing the wig in place. "So I'm supposed to turn a priest into a rent-boy? Are they killing off Topher?"

Serve him right. Calling her KENZI when he was supposed to be afraid of her.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"Like I have a clue," Cindy snorted. "Shit, like they do. But I think there's going to be a buried treasure plot in the church or something in a few weeks, so you want to have an in with the priest."

Unless they decided to can it by giving someone cancer again.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Awesome. Greedy Kenzy, seducing for a good cause." Kenzi exhaled and whispered, "Zip me up before I inhale again, will you?"

Re: Confession

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Cindy moved around to Kenzi's back, grasping the zipper with both hands. "All right, on three," she said. "One, two..."

When would they stop putting the actresses into clothing that practically had to be painted on?

"THREE!"

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
"Owie," Kenzi whimpered. She might be bleeding from that zipper burn. No matter. SUFFERING WAS ART.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] steel-not-glass.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Cindy grunted a bit. Dammit, she'd need pliers to get this unstuck later. "You look good," she said, bringing up some "Mystery Madame" colored lipstick to finish off the change. "Just remember, project your voice. The acoustics are funny in here."

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Got it," Kenzi said, keeping her voice down. "Church echoes and ominous sexual vibes. Ready to roll."

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi's actress did a shimmy to show off the leather and asked sotto voce, "Anything new on AO3? Yup, ready!"

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi shot him bang-bang fingers of joy before getting into character, careful to project. There were ominous echoes on some of her words. Portents.

"I need to convess, Father. I haf been very naughty. Wicked." The candlelight did a great job of highlighting how young she was. How seemingly naive.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:58 am (UTC)(link)
Kenzi sat down as demurely as someone wearing painted-on-by-a-good-friend black leather can, and crossed sheer black-stocking-ed legs. "Blezz me, Father, for I haf sinned. It has been... too long." She leaned forward to emphasize the cleavage, and met the stunningly handsome priest's eyes soulfully. "I have hurt people. I loved a man, and I keeled to avengggge his slow death. I vant to be good!" She sniffed. "But is... hard."

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
She sniffled. "He is in coma." Or maybe he was out of it by now. Who knew? "I was raised to be secret agent. To kill for Soviet Socialist Republics." Never mind she was born three years after the USSR broke up.

A sudden flashback of Kenzi in a Natasha outfit, shooting people in the snow, then blowing smoke off her gun.

...right, Kenzi blinked as that faded and said, "I need help! How do you rezissst?" She turned her hand to trace his fingers, pouting and looking up at him hopefully. "You can show me, da?" Damn, priests should not be this hot if they didn't want offers.
Edited 2011-09-12 09:24 (UTC)

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Zank you, Father," Kenzi said, one perfect tear trailing down her cheek. "I know with your help, I vill feel so much... cleaner. Better." She moved to embrace him. Hugs for people not wearing that much black leather and pressing quite that close to muscled priest's outfits. Or trailing hands up and down.

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Vessel of what? Were they hitting every cliche'? Ahem.

Kenzi writhed a little like a cat getting comfy on a warm couch, and sighed heavily, chest heaving in the shiny black leather. "Can we start now? I want to be saved. To be filled with... light."

The actress was smothering a grin in his shoulder, trying to make it Kenzi's evil one and pretty much succeeding. Would nibbling on his neck be crossing the line yet?

Re: Confession

[identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Kenzi's actor coughed to smother the laugh at that question, and turned it into a sniff of distress.

Or no legs? That would be a shame. They were damn nice legs.

"I feel it already, Father." While trying very very hard to look soulful and not like she was about to crack up at this dialogue. She gave Seifer's actor the Groucho Marx eyebrows when the camera wasn't on her, then turned to kiss his fingers, eyelashes fluttering. "I am so, so grateful. How can Kenzi show you what ziss means to her?"