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Our Lady of Fandom - Sunday [All Day]
Seifer was at the church again, as he was supposed to be. There was to be a small morning service, and then he would be present at the church all day. He had much to pray and ask forgiveness for.
Seifer had a feeling that yesterday's slow run on weddings was a one-off.
He had cleaned the church, removing all traces of yesterday's ...indiscretions. It was once again a place of holy worship.
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Seifer had a feeling that yesterday's slow run on weddings was a one-off.
He had cleaned the church, removing all traces of yesterday's ...indiscretions. It was once again a place of holy worship.
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Kenzi sent him a smoldering glance in the meantime, because she wasn't about to start crying until she had nicely emerald eyeliner to outline her eyes to dramatic effect.
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"Okay, quick change," she said, rapid-fire. She tossed a blonde wig at Kenzi as she started dusting more powder onto Seifer's face. No, she didn't know their real names. Nor did she care. She was overworked and due for a break, dammit!
"Kenzi, you're going in disguise, so play up the accent so people know it's really you. Also, on top of the confession, you're going to see if you can't lure the priest into becoming one of your boys, okay? So, ummm, costume change for you, too." She nodded to the scandalously short dress that she'd brought along. "Seduce and blackmail, once you're done crying."
Then to Seifer, she added, "And the director wants to see some real spiritual struggle here. Try to say no for awhile. Otherwise, the writers are probably going to write in another demonic possession plot."
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Of course, the establishing shots had Kenzi walking into the church in her old wig and costume, but having her appear inside like this shouldn't confuse anyone.
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Serve him right. Calling her KENZI when he was supposed to be afraid of her.
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Unless they decided to can it by giving someone cancer again.
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When would they stop putting the actresses into clothing that practically had to be painted on?
"THREE!"
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His PA had helpfully hollowed out the center of the bible, and every time it appeared he was reading thoughtfully, he was checking a fanfic site on his iPad, which was tucked inside.
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"How can I help you today, my dear," Father Seifer asked, very serious and grave. He had just watched Ben Skywalker die a terrible death.
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"I need to convess, Father. I haf been very naughty. Wicked." The candlelight did a great job of highlighting how young she was. How seemingly naive.
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Really, the writers were smoking the bad crack they got off one of their dead hookers in the basement.
The priest motioned to the pew with a hand. "Sit and tell me, child. Tell me of your sins so you may be forgiven."
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A sudden flashback of Kenzi in a Natasha outfit, shooting people in the snow, then blowing smoke off her gun.
...right, Kenzi blinked as that faded and said, "I need help! How do you rezissst?" She turned her hand to trace his fingers, pouting and looking up at him hopefully. "You can show me, da?" Damn, priests should not be this hot if they didn't want offers.
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"I am more than help you learn all the ways to resist temptation, my dear," he told her. "We will be diligent in keeping you from this evil path."
Other less evil ones, though...
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Seifer held the young woman close, but not too close, because that would be highly improper. "Don't worry, child. We will make you a pure vessel of God once again."
He was trying very hard to ignore the leather and the hands and the why her body was pressed against his.
Hell, even the actor was having a hard time not responding.
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Kenzi writhed a little like a cat getting comfy on a warm couch, and sighed heavily, chest heaving in the shiny black leather. "Can we start now? I want to be saved. To be filled with... light."
The actress was smothering a grin in his shoulder, trying to make it Kenzi's evil one and pretty much succeeding. Would nibbling on his neck be crossing the line yet?
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Oh, and the weirdly drawn feet.
Seifer gently pushed the girl away from him a bit, and tenderly cupped her cheek. "We will fill you to the brim with God's light, child. You will be overflowing with love."
This? Right here? Is why he was going to quit in a later scene.
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Or no legs? That would be a shame. They were damn nice legs.
"I feel it already, Father." While trying very very hard to look soulful and not like she was about to crack up at this dialogue. She gave Seifer's actor the Groucho Marx eyebrows when the camera wasn't on her, then turned to kiss his fingers, eyelashes fluttering. "I am so, so grateful. How can Kenzi show you what ziss means to her?"
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