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[personal profile] whenshewasnice
The day was finally here.

Fandom appeared to be cooperating: all the evidence of Friday's paint rain had gone away overnight. Envy's team had of course had a plan B about what to do to alter the theming of the wedding ceremony if they hadn't, but they'd been glad to put away the paint cans and just follow plan A instead, as -- well, planned.

So now the inside of Fandom's little church was decked in tasteful white flowers in extravagant numbers, with little bits of greenery to make them really pop. Whichever direction anyone happened to point a camera lens towards, they would always find the background pleasing and elegant. And they should appreciate that, because one person on the team had spent the past two weeks engineering and planning just that.

There was also a string quartet, playing something classical and light as people entered and found their seats.

And, of course, there was a smattering of music reporters sitting in the back, while one of Envy's assistants explained to them with endless patience and a soft, hushed tone that yes, their exclusives were still exclusive and not in conflict with each other when each of them were from a different universe entirely.

Everything was just about ready for the Adams-Wiggin wedding.

[ooc: Open!]
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[personal profile] flamesburned
Liz knew that eventually the day of the anniversary would come.

This year made it more difficult with the fact that she was nearly four months pregnant, she was wishing that Prompto could be here with her and that she was also making up for last year. She had to deal with the anniversary of Pittsburgh and that Fandom had decided to throw in a few surprises for her as well with the emotional baggage and fire.

She waited nervously for Steven, even though she did handwavily often go into the Church on a fairly regular basis, she was nervous about going in today but she knew she needed this, she had been in custody last year and hadn’t been able to properly grieve the anniversary of the deaths of her parents and brother last year.

She took several deep breaths, trying to remain calm as she waited.

[Liz is waiting for Steven but the post is open, Liz and Steven’s conversation is NFB please!]
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[personal profile] merciful_parable
A week of blessed (perhaps literally, even, though Carter was not the sort to presume that sort of thing) normalcy had left him time to breathe and feel settled in his skin again. It had taken most of the week to sort out the varying messes that the summer had made of the church and now, with the sun shining, and his work for the moment done, he left the doors open and took a seat on the front steps.

There was nothing quite like a good book, nice weather, and oh—

"Hello," he said, smiling at the butterfly that landed on his knee.

Well, maybe he wouldn't get much reading done for a little bit since he didn't dare move too much and dissuade his lovely little visitor from staying…
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[personal profile] merciful_parable
Most of Carter's efforts today were in the graveyard.

The church was as clean as he could make it, and while some of the cushions and other textiles still needed repairing, it broke his heart more than a little to think of doing that while leaving the graveyard unattended to.

There was so much weeding to do, which was quite natural, after being left alone so long, but it was the garbage that had either been tossed about by the wind to land on peoples graves (he preferred to think it was this) or had been left deliberately, and carelessly, about that got to him.

So he was out there, cleaning it up, carefully going grave-by-grave to make certain they were all as well maintained as they could be.

Even if their loved ones were gone, after all, someone ought to care about those who'd been left behind.
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[personal profile] merciful_parable
While he'd met a number of pleasant people yesterday, Pastor Carter was relieved to spend today in far more familiar environs, despite never having been in this church in particular before. As he bustled about straightening the cushions on the pews, noting which ones would need to be replaced shortly, and then dusting everything in preparation of washing the floors, he felt his equilibrium come back.

Perhaps it wouldn't be so bad, being a teacher. Fjord, despite his fearful appearance, had seemed pleasant enough. Thinking back to the synopsis, Carter chuckled. He would have to find a store, if he were going to supply homemade cookies in class tomorrow.

Goddess, but this place did tend to just throw people into the life of it, didn't it?
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[personal profile] rebelseekspizza
Dante hadn't been-- surprised to find himself here, or disoriented. It was Fandom, and even in the island's current state of decline, it was still prone to its tricks.

No, the problem was that he wasn't sure what to do with himself.

After spending most of Saturday milling around, vaguely hoping to bump into anyone he recognized, mostly wishing not to run into anyone at all, he found himself pulled back to this place. The church was in a decidedly better state than he remembered, for sure, but its pews and tower still made a home, of a kind.

And you still got a perfect view from the roof.

Which was where Dante currently was: sitting near the front of the church's roof, keeping an eye on the people of Fandom. A little like normal, except not at all.

[[ open. ]]
[identity profile] rebelscreams.livejournal.com
It had been a long time since Dante had seen the sun come up. So in the youngest hours of the morning, he curled out of his pew-bed and slipped outside, leaping up to the rooftop of the church.

He quickly found himself disappointed. The fog had risen so far that no light passed through, like it had done for years. He could see the planes meshing now, superimposed, the tenuous link between one and the other fortifying.

There were no more blinks. No more glimpses into another world. The church he'd gone to sleep in had been dusty but intact, at least for the short spell before he closed his eyes. Now, the space beside him had the old hole in it again, and half the pews were strewn around the hall inside like there had been a fight (multiple fights) there.

He sighed. Well. So much for that respite.

"G'morning, Cassandra," he said to the stalking, twitching form below, the one that dragged a sword behind her. "Just like clockwork again."

He dangled his feet over the edge of the roof and turned his eyes towards the grim edges of the shanty town in the park. "Let's hope Kathy made it back home okay."

[[ bde day 2! the island's now cut off from the island, the fog is high, and the buildings of Fandom will have twisted into their AU selves. also, monsters. also, open. ]]
[identity profile] no-archangel.livejournal.com
Gabriel chose not to try and explain to himself why he had returned to the place where he had lived through the aftermath of his most humiliating defeat. He was an archangel and had been turned into a monkey, a human. Yes, there had been a lesson to learn from it, and that had stayed with him, but it didn't mean he liked to think of it often.

Cat yawned and found a comfortable spot on one of the pews. She had stayed with him ever since Karal had brought her to Gabriel in this very church, claiming that he needed company. Perhaps he had been right, but Gabriel didn't think of that often either.

He folded his wings, hiding them, and remained perched on one of the beams, like some accidental sculpture.

[Open! Come and chat with the archangel.]
[identity profile] thegreywaren.livejournal.com
It wasn't Sunday but Ronan was at church. He didn't know why or even how long he'd stay but being here, sitting in the pews made him feel closer to Mathew, at least for a moment. His brother, the brother he actually liked, was far away. Happy, cherubic, and a secret like no other. Ronan sighed and looked down at the floor.

There was dirt around his boot and he scuffed it around before getting up and pushing his way outside the church. Once outside, he turned around, taking the church in. Was there a Corpse Walk here too? Did the dead take a final pilgrimage while being watched by Blue and one of her crazy relatives?

Why was he even thinking about that? It was all shit. Just shit. Unbelievable shit. Ronan growled low in his throat and clenched his fists. Anger, his constant companion.

"Fuck you," he snarled, saying the words to no one in particular. He just had to get it out there. Tell the world. "I wish I had a drink right now."

When Ronan turned to go, he nearly tripped over a cooler. That hadn't been there when he'd arrived. Carefully, he kicked the cooler open with a boot and found it stocked full with beer. Ronan...laughed. If anyone heard that and brought it up, he'd punch them.

Right now, he was going to grab a beer, close the cooler and sit down right outside the church and have a drink. Maybe this day wouldn't be as terrible as it'd had seemed a few minutes ago. Maybe he'd drink enough to forget Mathew.

Maybe he'd dream.

[ Open ]
[identity profile] she-neversleeps.livejournal.com
It would be nice if the team of volunteers who'd taken off for Ingvar were heading unopposed, but nice didn't describe most of the spectres who'd infested the island this week. It definitely didn't apply to the ones who'd been hiding in the Town Hall, spying on their plans. Samara, for instance, had no intention of letting them shut down her source of freedom and toss her back into her cold, dark pit, and she'd broadcast that fact to any ghost on the island who'd listen. They might all be out for themselves, but an army of angry spirits each fighting to protect their own interests -- whether to preserve their well of dark power or to escape in the stolen bodies of the living -- was still an army of angry spirits.

[OOC: The first post, for all your ghost-fighting, possessed-people-herding, sheltering on Holy Ground needs. A post for the Strike Team's adventure, the Kitchen Sink spell, and aftermath will be coming along later!]
[identity profile] she-neversleeps.livejournal.com
Samara had been having the time of her death in Fandom. Free to wander this island, pour her fear and anger directly into people's heads without waiting for a tape to get passed around, drive a horse insane (Though sadly not into the ocean. Yet.) and show up to torment her victims in person even before their seventh-day moment of death had arrived, she'd been as close to happy as a spirit composed entirely of misery, abandonment and rage could ever manage.

Until she'd tried to follow that woman. The one with the coffee-shop apron who'd made the mistake of spending her lunchbreak on Wednesday eating free popcorn, and spent the last three days picking centipedes out of the espresso beans and dreaming of burning trees. The one who Samara had hoped was heading for Galactica Point to throw herself off when she rushed out into the streets babbling about how there had to be a way to end this, but no. Instead, she had run to the church.

Where Samara -- rage as much as she liked, throw as much water at the doors as she could suck up from the nearby sea or down from the sky -- could not get in.

That localized thunderstorm over the graveyard? Pardon the psychic, psychotic, demon ghost eight-year-old. She's having a bit of a tantrum.

[OOC: Church is open for sanctuary or for anybody who needs to discover that it is sanctuary. Graveyard is open for any evil spirits who want a place to meet and plot.]
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[personal profile] flickofthewrist
Flick couldn't remember the last time he'd been in a church. Maybe it'd been around the time Jude had died in an attempt to find solace somehow or maybe it had been longer than that. He didn't know and right now, it didn't matter. He wasn't there for him.

When he stepped inside, he took a moment to close his eyes, breathe deep, and let it out before moving again. He took careful, measured steps while he walked, not wanting to disturb anything or anyone who might be nearby or doing what you typically did inside a church.

Flick was there for one person. Well, two people, actually. In front of him was a large display of candles and, after a moment, he lit one in Max's memory. He remembered Isabelle telling him about their beliefs once and he figured this was the closest he'd come, without being in Idris, to mourning Isabelle's younger brother.

Once the candle was lit, Flick just stared at it for awhile. "I'm sorry for what happened to you, Max," he murmured very quietly. "I'm so sorry and I hope you're not scared wherever you are. If you are, look up my brother, okay? He'll help you out."

He tried to smile but it was strained before he turned away from the candles and took a seat in one of the pews. He'd just stay there for awhile and sit quietly. Seemed like a good plan.

[Open if anyone's in the church this early, sure]
[identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com
Oh, like it was any surprise that this version of Jessica was volunteering at the church.

She knew her creator, of course, and he was an evil man, using the beauty of science to warp the will of the Heavenly Creator, who loved her and blessed her life here on this Earth. Whichever Earth this was. And so on and so forth.

She attended the service - which was a little disappointing because the minister seemed to be more into today's music than Jessica remembered and he somehow did a sermon based on Kanye lyrics, which seemed inappropriate, even if the story of Jesus Walks was inspirational - and then got a table set up for coffee, juice, and water, just in case anyone wanted to mingle afterwards.

[OOC: Open to any churchgoers, with warning that I'll be off and on all day.

Please note, all I really know about the story of Jesus Walks is what I read on Wikipedia two seconds ago.]
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[personal profile] solo_sword
There wasn't a ton of time to clean everything up after Cade's funeral, but the time for grieving had come and gone and now it was time for a wedding! In the same place where a teenger had just been eulogized! Happy times!

The place was done up all pretty, because even if it was Jaina's- ...third? Fifth? Who really kept track of these things anymore- wedding, Skywalkers spared no expense.

You were free to place bets on what was going to happen this time.


[Yes, another wedding! Open to all!]
[identity profile] bluhblahbluh.livejournal.com
Portalocity had no connections to Drac's Transylvania for at least two weeks. And this was even after he both attempted to bribe and threaten the person.

If there was no way to get back to the sanctuary that was the Hotel Transylvania, then Dracula would create a sanctuary here... And what better place than the church?

And so here he was. Somehow he had managed blankets, food, and drinks inside, so if anyone wandered by or happened to avail themselves of the New-U station outside the church, there was respite and safety for them inside these grounds.



[open!]
[identity profile] givehimahand.livejournal.com
Father Lannister lit the candles at the alter of the church, looking up soulfully at some spot somewhere up near the ceiling. Because it was just something you did when you were alone in the church.

Or when you had a past that might make your career as a priest meant as atonement.

On the plus side, he looked amazing in that priest collar. So. There was that. Which was nice.

[[SO OPEN]]
[identity profile] doesntbetray.livejournal.com
It was really not a good idea for Alec to be out today. The last two times he'd gone out, after all, he'd wound up injured. He did not really want to go for a third here.

But detention was being stormed tomorrow, and as a Shadowhunter Alec had access to a resource that a lot of the mundanes in the Resistance didn't: holy weapons caches.

So -- carefully this time, and glamoured -- he made his way from his hideout in the warehouse district all the way over to the island's sole church, where he waited until the coast was clear before approaching the door. He pressed a Marked hand to the door and quickly murmured the appropriate request for passage -- "In the name of the Clave, I ask entry to this holy place. In the name of the Battle That Never Ends, I ask the use of your weapons. And in the name of the Angel Raziel, I ask your blessings on my mission against the darkness" -- and then slipped inside.

Now to find the weapons cache.

[[open i guess, if you want to have seen him entering (if you can see through glamours) or have any business in the church? request for passage above taken from city of bones by cassandra clare, obviously. resistance broadcast only, please!]]
[identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com
While the weddings of the century shook the island, this one was only to be a quiet ceremony. One full of love and caring... and no drama.

Yeah. Right.
[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com
Seifer was at the church again, as he was supposed to be. There was to be a small morning service, and then he would be present at the church all day. He had much to pray and ask forgiveness for.

Seifer had a feeling that yesterday's slow run on weddings was a one-off.

He had cleaned the church, removing all traces of yesterday's ...indiscretions. It was once again a place of holy worship.


[ocd a go]
[identity profile] knight-fatali.livejournal.com
Seifer had spent that morning getting the church in order, and this evening he was there again. Right there, in the front, kneeling down and praying with his rosary in hand. He was praying that the Lord would forgive him for the lust and depravity that this town brought into his mind. It was just so hard to resist sometimes, and he needs his God's love and guidance to do so.

Not that his focus on his own troubles would stop him from helping anyone who came through the doors. He was there to serve. Whether it be to calm a troubled soul, ease a hurting heart, or perform a marriage ceremony or two.

It seemed Fandom was rather obsessed with marriages.



[Yep, open post for you all]
[identity profile] timedemon.livejournal.com
A ladder would probably be the last thing someone with a pair of wings would really need when dusting out the hard to reach rafters of the main hall of the church, but Chrono was definitely having to use one. The wings would be really handy if he should fall (or, as he might expect to happen, someone in tight red pajamas might take to knocking the ladder over), but, unfortunately, actually using them to get up there would require his powers. And that was just out of the question for cleaning.

Ah, well. Who else was going to dust way up here? Who else was really going to notice? It was something to do and that was the important part.


[[ open church is open! ]]
[identity profile] notlikejack.livejournal.com
A near constant in the past twenty years for Bobby was church on Sunday.  The past ten or so had made Sundays the busiest day of his week, and while he supposed he could have gone off-island to continue that trend, he felt called instead to the old stone church on the island.
 
It wasn't nearly appropriate to celebrate a Eucharist in a church he was neither installed in or invited to, but that never had seemed to matter at Fandom, and after saying his own prayers, Bobby found himself moving through the liturgy, partially out of habit and partially because it felt very - and oddly - right.
 
He wasn't sure the last time the Eucharist had been celebrated in this church - and Bobby was pretty certain that it probably had not been celebrated recently with an overly large cinnamon roll he'd gotten from J,GoB before he realised where he was going to end up.  His priest tools had wine and holy water, but Bobby had a dislike of those wafers that could last a thousand years and never packed them.  So this very Fandom service had wine and cinnamon roll.  It seemed appropriate.
 
[OOC: Open church!  In the OCD threads, there's a bit of the sermon Bobby would give so would that be offensive to you, do be aware when you click]
[identity profile] timedemon.livejournal.com
Having little else to do, really, Chrono had decided he should take on a particularly daunting task to help with the maintenance of the church, and that task today wound up being scrubbing the floors. Bucket, check. Scrub brush, check. Incredibly large floor in need of some elbow grease, check.

He realized, of course, that there were much easier ways to do this. Mopping, for example, or even those machines with steam and scrubbers and everything. But the point wasn't that the work was easy; the point was that it was hard. It was penance. It was work. It was exhausting enough that, by the end of the day, he would be tired enough to actually sleep and not be kept awake through dreams.

He doubted anyone would come in, but, just in case, he put up yellow signs warning them of the wet floor with a note requesting that, if they could, to please walk along the spots he hadn't gotten yet.


[[ open for all your churchly needs! ]]
[identity profile] timedemon.livejournal.com
Chrono had noticed that there were a few cushions on a few pews that were in need of some new upholstery, so guess who had a project to keep him busy this Tuesday.

He sighed, taking up his needle and thread, and thought to himself: so this is eternity.

But it still beat nothingness.

[[ open church is open ]]
[identity profile] timedemon.livejournal.com
Timing had been an interesting factor in Chrono's return to the island, and now he was realizing that there was another benefit in his timing: the students and faculty were off on their trip, and so the entirely place was quiet and free of the threat of more random punches to the face. That meant Chrono could get a lot of work done and, by Thursday he stood in center of the church, looking around at all the cleaning he had been doing, and allowed himself a faint smile of satisfaction at his work.

Of course, a few minutes later, he'd notice the quiet, and the silence would start to wrack uneasily on his spine, and he sucked in a breath.

He picked up a bucket. Time to wash the windows. Again.

Being immortal was so incredibly exhausting.

[[ open church is open, naaaatch! ]]
[identity profile] timedemon.livejournal.com
Time was relative. It could have been a few years since the last time Chrono had opened these doors; it could have been almost a century. Either way he would chose to look at it, it felt almost like an eternity.

A lot had changed. About the island. About Chrono himself. He found himself at the familiar causeway wondering if he'd even found the right place, but, no, this was definitely it. As he started toward the streets, he realized his feet were moving still down familiar paths, almost moving on their own, until the graveyard came into view and the church that sat along beside it. He found with some gratitude and bittersweet pleasure that the door didn't squeak or creak or groan in complaint as he pushed it opened and stepped into the familiar building. He was almost overwhelmed with the sanctity of it, the stillness of it, the quietness, remembering another small chapel where the light streamed through the doors and...

Chrono closed his eyes. He wasn't going to think about it. He was just going to take a moment, let it sink in, and then get to the really important part. Making sure his church (err...the church) hadn't fallen to pieces in the handful of years he'd been gone, and then to see if the room underneath the stairs was still there. And not cluttered with storage.

[[ bweeee, post! Definitely open! ]]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Castiel was in fine form for his sermon, today. He was clear without verging into TMI. His words were meaningful and deep, and for once, not entirely outside the realm of what one might expect to hear in a mainstream religious service.

This was probably because he'd downloaded said sermon off the internet.

Not that it really mattered in any case, as his sermon was actually entirely inaudible over the shrieking of "MY HEART WILL GO ON!" as the stolp bugs were methodically hunted down and eaten by ferocious, rambunctious kittens.

If someone pointed out the bugs' endangered status, Castiel would mildly point out that the kittens were only acting on their basic instincts, and that they certainly could not be blamed for such things. Also, hunting bugs kept them from trying to pounce his wings, and at the moment, those were just as endangered as any species of insect.
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Something . . . odd was going on on the island, though Castiel could not, for the life of him, work out exactly what it was. So while he ought to have been preparing for his sermon, he was instead pacing about the church grounds, trying to pin point precisely from where the feeling of disquiet was emanating.

The kittens were pawing unhappily at the door, mewing at him any time he walked by, and on his fifth passage, he gave into their demands and let them out into the graveyard, following close on their heels to see if an exterior view would help him work things out.

He'd made it no more than a few feet from the door when the church abruptly vanished.

. . . Yes, that might have something to do with the odd feeling. Castiel stared into the nothingness that lay where the church had been, and after a moment's consideration, decided that one of Dean's colorful phrases would be the most appropriate.

"Oh sh --"

And then Castiel vanished.

The kittens tilted their heads at the empty spot where Castiel had stood. Bobby gave an annoyed mew -- then was immediately distracted by a butterfly.

Services, it seemed, would be postponed until further notice.

[ooc: this totally isn't an excuse to try to come up with a sermon topic today. Shut up. NFI, totally broadcastable, and the graveyard now has moddable kittens running around it.]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Castiel was back behind the pulpit.

OMG.

"A new friend told me this week that I ought to give a sermon on the 'beauty of a single sakura sailing on a gentle western wind ♥'. Yes, he was quoting the hearts directly )

[ooc: OCD coming up! and we're rolling.]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Someone had a very deranged sense of humor.

Castiel was seated in the front pew of the church, feeling somewhat despondent. Being kind of human-like was bad enough. Now he had to be made of plastic. Again.

Bobby the kitten bounded up to jump in Castiel's lap, a spot she had come to prefer. She looked quite put out when she discovered his lap was flat and cold and plastic. She sat up to mew petulantly at him.

"It's not my fault," Castiel told her.

Bobby wasn't looking impressed.

[ooc: open, if you like]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
"My apologies for not giving my sermon weekly, as I had promised. I have been somewhat . . . distracted."

He had all these biological functions now. They were exhausting.

"Today I thought I would simply ask all of you a question: How do you deal with the monotony of every day life? It's all very repetitive, and your various biological functions interrupt you too frequently to approach it with a properly meditative spirit. I find it very frustrating."

Alas, poor now-mostly-human-angel. He hadn't yet discovered the true wonders of narcotics and sex.

[ooc: IDEK, you guys.]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
It'd been a little while since Castiel had made it to the altar to give one of his sermons. As it was, he was still considerably out of sorts, his loss of power now to the point of subjecting him not just to colds and sleep, but also the need to eat, drink, and -- well, the less said about that other requirement, the better.

He was fairly certain at this point that, in creating mankind, God had been playing some sort of giant cosmic joke.

"Lying," he said, as he took to the podium. "I'm told that it's how you people become president, though in retrospect, I suspect that might have been an attempt at humor. Either way, it seems to have become a necessary part of the human experience, one which I admit I still do not entirely understand. It's progressed past the point of necessity to the point of habit and entertainment. All of you have lied, all of you will lie, and yet, somehow, all of you are continually fooled and suffer feelings of betrayal when lied to. And I confess, I still don't entirely understand why."

There had to be a reason other than politics. There simply had to.
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
The kittens had grown very rambunctious, giving Angelbane more and more time to herself to wander away from her little nest under the pew. While the cat toys Dean had brought were, indeed, very popular, Castiel still favored teasing them with a flutter of his wings.

Which was why he was actually somewhat disappointed when, out of nowhere, they all seemed to become absolutely fascinated with something on the choir's balcony.

Well, he supposed. At least it didn't seem to be dangerous.

[ooc: Open, natch! Though pings may be slow until I get truly settled in at work.]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Castiel had actually slept through the entire day, yesterday, thus completely missing his weekly sermon. He'd love to say it was a mistake, but the reality was he'd been so terrified by the fact that one of his nostrils was clogged that he'd drunk three bottles of NyQuil.

Look, when you get sick for the first time ever after millennia of existence, you see how well you handle a small cold.

As if that wasn't bad enough, it seemed the island was once more out to get him. That was the only explanation he had for the pile of luggage labeled things like WEIGHT OF ENTIRE SPECIES, BETRAYED BROTHERS FOR ABSENT FATHER, and USED TO BE PART OF A MUCH BETTER CLUB on which he was currently sitting.

A fairly lumpy looking duffelbag appeared from nowhere at his feet, glaring white letters proclaiming MILLION YEAR OLD VIRGIN to the church at large, only to be immediately pounced on by five hyper active kittens.

Castiel blew his nose and sighed.

[ooc: OMG I'D FORGOTTEN THIS WAS TODAY! Open!]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Castiel was still reeling a bit from talking to his brother that weekend. Gabriel had made some excellent points -- and observed that Dean hadn't, in fact, ended the world. Which, you know, was all good news, right?

Right. Except for the bit where Castiel really couldn't get back on his own just now and was now feeling rather inadequate as an angel and a protector of humanity. It didn't help that one of the unnamed kittens had stubbed her toe exploring. He couldn't even protect the kitten. He was a failure as a heavenly warrior.

Which all went to explain why he was kind of trashed for today's sermon.

"We're all going to die," he said solemnly. "Might as well enjoy yourselves 'til then."

[ooc: Yeah, I'm slightly too brain dead to think of a longer sermon, this week. OCD is up and ready to go.]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Castiel still had no idea what to think of the visitors who'd come to the island for the convention -- especially one in particular. Gabriel assured him that Dean hadn't actually said "yes". Which meant the brothers were still out there, fighting. Without his help.

They were probably screwed.

Angelbane's kittens were progressing nicely, starting to do a bit more than just tumble over on top of each other and nurse. Karal was especially precocious, taking up a post on the edge of the nest, as though to guard it. Bobby still had a tendency to trip over her own feet. The other three occasionally stared at Castiel accusingly, as though he really ought to have named them, already.

[ooc: open, though responses from me will be slow.]
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[personal profile] scruffnfeathers
Watching the kittens tumble over each other as they slowly progressed towards being able to wander away from their mother continued to be fascinating.

Unfortunately, Castiel was interrupted occasionally by unfamiliar and deeply disturbing sensations -- which he eventually identified as "hunger" and "thirst" and "sleepiness". Which would be why he was currently seated on the steps to the altar with a burger and a soda, eating grumpily and occasionally insulting Jimmy for still craving red meat despite the epic horror that was confronting Famine.

And to think, people had to do stuff like this on a daily basis!

[ooc: like I was gonna not put up a post when there's gods coming to the island? The church is, as always, open. And the kittens are adorable.]
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The pew the kittens were under was still blocked off, though the kittens had opened their eyes and ears by now and were wobbling about their little nest a great deal more. It might have been some effort for Castiel to pull himself away from watching them in order to give the sermon.

He was in better spirits this week -- though that wasn't necessarily saying much. Still, having spent the intervening time watching kittens develop had clearly done him some good.

"Today, I thought I might talk to you for a little while about instinct."

And he did, going into not just the fundamental necessity of instinct to developing life, but also arguments as to whether instincts were genetic, or perhaps a sign of intelligent design. His general thesis seemed to be that these instincts were provided for the earliest of creatures by the Creator, certainly, but possibly as a means of then not feeling bad about ignoring the world almost completely. 'Look', God seemed to be saying. 'I gave you these guidelines, here, way back at the beginning. It's not my fault you're too stupid to pay attention to them.'

In conclusion, Castiel seemed to be saying, listen to your instincts. 'Cause the Lord might not actually give a dead rat's ass about your survival, otherwise.

Cheerful, yeah?
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The first pew of the church was roped off with a sign reading "please do not disturb the kittens". Underneath it, Angelbane stared at the congregations' feet, wondering if any of them would give her tuna.

"I apologize for my recent absence," Castiel began. "I was . . . called away on business."

And then he started to tell a story. In which he hit some key points in season five )

Yeah, Castiel was gonna keep being bitter about that one for a little while. And if he happened pause here and there in his tale to sip from the sacramental wine, well, that was nobody's business but his own, right?

Right.

[ooc: Look, you watch season five and then come up with an uplifting sermon. OCD is coming up.]
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So, apparently, carving a angel-banishing sigil into one's own chest took a lot out of an angel. Especially when one followed up such an act with drinking a large amount of fine Thai liquor. Which would explain why Castiel woke up to find himself face down on a pew with his trenchcoat over his head. He peered blearily into the wood and wondered if he owed Sam, Dean, and Chuck an apology for the day before.

A soft mewing came from under his head. Castiel fell off the pew, and thus had a perfect view of Angelbane. In his absence, she'd apparently decided that she didn't like the little nest he'd made for her in the rectory, instead preferring a pile of old altar boy robes underneath the pew, where it was warm and dark and the little old lady who always sat in the front row could sneak her sardines.

Angelbane glared at Castiel, possibly for interrupting her grooming process, possibly for not being the little old lady who always sat in the front row, bearing a can of sardines. She made sure to give him a good, long look before returning to her business. Which was grooming small, hairless things with their eyes shut. Castiel's eyes widened.

"Oh."

Angelbane ignored him, too busy gently pushing one of the tiny things aside so she could get to the one underneath.

Castiel smiled. One of the little hairless things wobbled its way in his general direction, and Angelbane gave him another look, as if to say "keep an eye on that one for a moment, won't you?"

"Thank you," said Castiel, still lying prone on the floor. He nudged the kitten back towards the nest of altar boy robes. "I think I needed to see that."

[ooc: The church is, as always, quite open.]
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"Today," said Castiel, "is Earth Day. The day that humanity comes together as a whole to celebrate the planet they live on and everything about it."

Oh goody! Today's sermon was about Earth Day! There couldn't be too much craziness in that, could there?

"I've found no evidence of any 'Heaven Day'," Castiel continued. "Or Hell Day, though I should think that makes sense."

Er.

"In researching for this topic, I've discovered some interesting things about this home world. First off, according to your scientists, the Earth is 4.6 billion years old." He smirked faintly, as though this idea amused him, somehow. "It is the third planet from your sun, and the fifth largest in your solar system. It has a surface area of 197 million square miles, most of which is covered by water, and an average diameter of 7,926 miles. The Earth is made up of approximately 4.6% Iron, 29.5% Oxygen, 15.2% Silicon, 12.7% Magnesium, 2.4% Nickel, 1.9% Sulfur, 0.05% Titanium. Results may not add up due to rounding. The current population of the Earth is approximately six billion, eight hundred sixteen million, four hundred thirty-one thousand, nine hundred forty-three humans, give or take a few demons, angels, or other alien lifeforms mistaken for people, and if those six billion, eight hundred sixteen million, four hundred thirty-one thousand, nine hundred forty-three humans don't get their act together, the world is going to go up in a ball of fire even if I do manage to prevent my brothers from battling over whether it gets to be a territory of Heaven or Hell."

The angel had discovered environmentalism. This could only end in tears. And possibly pamphlets printed on recycled paper.

[ooc: OCD on its way is up. Word.]
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In Castiel's experience, humans were best left to fend for themselves. So despite his apparent son being half-angel, Castiel figured it was probably better for everyone concerned if he let Cas do his own thing.

The boy would tell him if he needed something, right?

Oh yeah, Castiel was the best parent, ever.

[ooc: Expecting folks in particular, but the church is always open!]
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Castiel was busy ensuring that Angelbane had a nice comfortable nesty sort of thing to lounge around in, while she halfheartedly swatted at his wings. It took him a moment to figure out what the strange buzzing sound was, and by the time he located his phone, whomever was on the other end was already finished.

And left a message.

Castiel frowned. He looked down at Angelbane.

"I can think of a great many words that start with L. Even just in English."

Angelbane rolled over slowly and meowed petulantly at him.

[ooc: mostly establishy, but also totally open.]
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It had come to Castiel's attention that he spent rather a lot of time talking about Hell -- in perhaps too great detail -- but he hadn't detailed Heaven. Well, he could rectify that easily enough now that canon has given his mun some idea. He actually kind of smiled at the congregation when he stood before them, today. Which, you know, was kind of creepy, but whatever.

"Heaven," he said, "is Paradise. And he went on from there )

[ooc: I love my canon. OCD coming up! And away we go.]
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Castiel, Switzerland was currently seated on the front steps of Our Lady of Fandom, nestled between a large potted fern and a rather annoyed -- and just a little bit heavy -- looking cat. This wasn't where the Swiss municipality was usually located -- it was far less mountainous, for one -- but it seemed like it would have to do for now.

Castiel, Switzerland was moderately concerned as to how its population of more than 100 people would fit within its current six-foot border, but it wasn't as though it, as a town, could do much about it. Towns were, after all, not even really things, were they? They were more theoretical human concepts. Or possibly communities.

Castiel, Switzerland wasn't certain on that point.

Either way, passersby would be welcomed cheerfully and informed of many points of interest gleaned from Wikipedia about Castiel, Switzerland. In Swiss German, of course. Though if they managed to find a tourist board, it could be convinced to repeat the information in any number of languages.

[ooc: this is what happens when I spend too much time on international tax treaties. OCD free and open.]
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The first thing Castiel did today was stare out across the congregation looking perturbed.

"You," he said, choosing his words carefully, "are not my father's creatures."

Someone had taken a walk in the fog before coming in to do his sermon.

"You are unholy, unnatural creatures in this realm and you are not where you belong. I do not know what purpose you have in coming here today, but if it is to cause trouble or danger, then be aware that I will smite you. I am a warrior of God and it is my charge to protect this town."

Well, not really. No one had actually told him to do that. He'd just kind of ended up here. He was a very fierce looking angel when he got angry, though. Especially with the barest hint of power flickering about his shoulders and the slight reshaping of the shadows behind him to what just might be the outline of wings.

"You will not succeed," he said. "You will die and you will be cast down into the very pits of Hell to be tormented for eternity to suffer for your crimes, without hope of appeal. You are not my father's creatures."

Then he relaxed. "Unless, of course, you are here on a mission of friendship. In which case, I welcome you and warn you that it's not the custom of the people of this world to throw pine cones and engage in friendly battle."

[ooc: Castiel is foggified, and will fight if attacked. Otherwise, he might harass you with vague threats and questions about the monkeypony world and customs.]
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Angelbane had come in late the night before to find out why her person wasn't falling over himself to feed her as usual. She jumped up onto the altar to sniff at the browning apples, then noticed the little plastic thing.

There was only one conclusion to draw.

CAT TOY!

That would be why, today, Angelbane was rolling around on the floor in front of the pews with Castiel clutched between her claws, then flinging him up into the air to chase after him wherever he may land. She got a particularly good fling in, sending him up and over the altar and into a bowl of holy water and went pouncing off after him -- only to screech in horror and go scurrying into hiding when her wonderful toy turned back into a full-sized angel.

Castiel fell out of the holy water font, then pushed himself up to his feet, not bothering to straighten his now wet suit or trench coat. He tucked the knife away. Angelbane peered out of hiding and sniffed at him.

"I'm beginning to dislike this island," he said.

Angelbane slouched out of her hiding place and demanded food.

[ooc: We slowed down again, yay! The church is, as always, open.]
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Castiel was all set to give one hell of a sermon, today. Well, almost all set. First he had to finish slicing some of these apples.

Look, it would all make sense when he got to the sermon, okay?

. . . er.

Well, it would have all made sense when he got to the sermon, except that apparently someone thought they were pretty funny, and instead of Castiel standing at the altar ready to slice some apples, there was now a little Castiel action figure on top of the altar holding a knife.

Later, he would conclude that this was part of the apple being forbidden fruit.
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"How do we define identity?" Castiel asked without preamble. "Are we merely the sum of our memories, or is our personality affected by our physical forms?"

One might guess how a guy who existed on the mortal plane by taking over someone else's body might fall on that scale.

"This weekend, many of us encountered something of a crisis in this area. We were changed fundamentally, both in memory and in physical presence. And yet we remember the events, making that alternate individual a part of who we are, today."

It was clear that Castiel didn't much like this thought. He continued on with the questions, mostly the basic "nature v. nurture" arguments that one might have heard many times before -- only from one who was truly only just figuring out that the question even existed. His irritation bounced between himself, the island, and even on occasion, his father, before concluding that the weekend was a test, that the events and the altering of personage must be used to reestablish one's own identity in the world.

He concluded with something of a light show, stretching and showing off his wings momentarily before relaxing.

It seemed to do him some small measure of good.

[ooc: apologies if this is somewhat incoherent -- I've had an odd morning. OCD is on its way up.]
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Today's sermon was all about procreation and the Miracle of Life (yeah, that phrase clearly had verbal capitals on it. It's a talent). Having already put a fair amount of time explaining about the first step of procreation -- being what many people chose to get up to with their various bits -- Castiel instead focused on the later steps, especially the birth.

It was Castiel, he went into far too much detail. Far, far too much detail.

[ooc: but I will not. Now in the right place! OCD on its way is up]

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