Fandom Island and Town

That rat in the ball had been lucky; Jayne was about to see what would happened when he kicked it out the window of the strange apartment he'd found himself in that morning (what had he done last night? There were lots of frilly lady things in there, so he figured it was something pretty damn good), but he got away and Jayne wasn't feeling too up to chasin' down a gorram rat. Leaving the apartment, he still had no idea where he was, but it was easy enough to find the general store so he could maybe get some supplies. And booze. And maybe guns.

"What're you lookin' at?" he narrowed his eyes at the guy inside, looking at him all funny when he came in. "You just keep sweeping."

And, sure enough, the man kept sweeping, which made Jayne wonder. "Get me something to eat..."

Sure, the man sighed, but, in a little bit, Jayne found himself supplied with some beef jerky and Funyons. He was snapping into a Slim Jim as he eyed the machine by the counter. "What's this?" he asked, and, almost as if on cue, a Squishy beverage was dispense for him.

Jayne decided that this place ruled, and, since he couldn't think of anything better to do, decided he was going to stick around a little. The man with the broom didn't even complain when he settled behind the counter, put up his feet, and started flipping through a magazine to ogle all the women inside.

Somehow, Apu just knew what was likely going on here. He'd been through this way too often.

Today's Squishy Flavors: Fruity Oaty Bar, Gorram Grape, Red

Turtle & Canary was open.