Stewart was having a
terrible week. It all started when he woke up on Sunday, and all he could think about was Gae sex. Gae sex filled him up inside. After Gae sex, there was practically no other sex. Gae sex was different than all other sex he'd had. Gae sex was the best of all sex, and he
missed it. Gae sex had been a personal awakening, it made him feel something deep,
deep inside him....It was like his whole life was meaningless before he started Gae sex. Gae sex made him feel
pride. It made him feel like
He-Man. It was life-changing.
Earth-shattering Gae sex.
Why must he be tortured with these reflections? Of sex with his ex...girlfriend, who was
named Gae.
(This joke worked so much better in a audio medium).
But there had been whispers of Gae asking about him over New Years, hadn't there? So he went back to Letterkenny to see if he could reconnect with that mind-altering Gae sex once more, only to find her elusive and avoidant and as unreachable as ever.
After abject failure, then, in successfully obtaining Gae sex, or even just a Gae kiss or chaste Gae handholding, Stewart returned to the island yesterday feeling defeated. He felt like all he wanted to do was drown his sorrows at the bar, but it was Summer's night, and he couldn't deal with that additional rejection (he didn't remember about there being
another bar until far, far too late). And so he skulked down to the basement of Groovy Tunes to numb himself in his more traditional way, and didn't emerge until very late in the morning, wincing at the brightness coming through the window, and not feeling much better about any of it.
He
thought maybe he'd poke at some work to try and feel better, but he was mostly just making a pile of terrible CDs to smash later. Until his phone buzzed, and he felt a surge of hope fluttering in his miserable chest. "Gae?" he asked hopefully to the universe as he all but lunged for his phone on the counter.
There was a wave of disappointment to see that it wasn't her, and then a tilt of his head as he processed what it
was instead.
"
Navaan," he said, with a faint smirk for the intrigue of possibilities. It wouldn't be be
Gae sex.
Nothing would ever be
Gae sex. But...he certainly wasn't about to let that go
unanswered.
Groovy Tunes is open!
(For now).