[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Word must have gotten around the animal kingdom yesterday about the mediating powers of the police force in Fandom as there were two bunnies sitting on top of Gibbs's desk today. The dispute appeared to be over the custody over a carrot which the first bunny claimed to own and was stolen from her. The second bunny claimed that he had found the carrot left unattended and followed the ancient tradition of all species which went along the lines of "Finders keepers. Losers weepers."

Let's see what words of wisdom Gibbs has for these floppy eared creatures.

"GET THE HELL OFF MY DESK!"

Yep. Words to live by.

[Yes, I totally ripped off [livejournal.com profile] colourfulscents. Not feeling guilty either. Open.]
[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com
The whole thing was entirely fascinating, really.

Angua sat at her desk, leaning back in her chair with her arms folded in front of her. She was listening, with rather impressive patience, to the ministrations of two tiny rodents that stood on the paperwork. She couldn't understand a single thin they were trying to say to her, but she gathered the general idea of it. The squirrel was absolutely livid because the chipmunk had stolen her nut. The chipmunk insisted that the squirrel had threatened her based on her position with the radio station, and it wasn't her nut at all.

Frankly, Angua felt they were both off their nut entirely.

"Listen," she finally said, holding out a hand to stop the bickering before leaning forward on her folded arms on the desk. "Correct me if I'm wrong, but the nut probably came from a tree in either the park or the preserve, which are public lands. Those nuts are anyone's nuts. Anyone can just go out there and grab them, and if you leave your nuts where someone else can grab them, then it's your own fault for not protecting them better. It's really a little bit ridiculous to get all caught up on a single nut, when there are thousands out there, most of them probably better than the nut in question here. Besdies, there are people out there in the world who get by just fine without any nuts at all."

They turned their beady rodent eyes toward Angua a bit dubiously, then looked at each other and sighed. They shrugged, conceded to her the point, and scurried off, leaving Angua to wonder if she seriously just said what she thought she did.

Considering the fact that Ralph looked like he was trying not to titter as he handed her the form to file the claim, yeah, she probably did.

[[ open station is open! ]]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There was nothing better than the first cup of coffee of the day. For Gibbs there was no single pleasure he enjoyed most. The way the liquid rolled into his mouth with the bitter taste and nutty aftertaste.

It was heaven in a cup.

Which was quickly ruined by Ralph who dropped off some documentation on getting an annullment in Virginia.

"Gee. Thanks, Ralph," Gibbs growled before turning back to his coffee.

Which unfortunately was now tainted by reality. Woe.
[identity profile] glasses-justice.livejournal.com
Alex was in a foul mood today. She was not working on the finals for tomorrow. She was working on annulments in the commonwealth of Virginia.

No one ever bothered defining "marriage in jest," which might very well be their only option. Short of either or both claiming diminished capacity due to illegal substances ...

Cabot and Associates was open, if distracted.

(ocd-free/late)
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
When Gibbs came into his shift today, he was already rather agitated due to the events last Friday.

Married. Again. And to make it worse, Tony knew about it happening and now Abby was calling him and leaving messages about wanting to meet her new "Mom".

So it took Gibbs a few minutes to realize something was different about where he was sitting.

"Hey! This isn't my desk!"

No, sir. It wasn't.

"Where the hell is my old desk?"

It's probably best not to ask, Gibbs. Best not to ask.

[Said desk is modded with permission. Open to all citizens in need of visiting Gibbs or in the need of law enforcement.]a
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Yesterday the phones at the station were not working.

"RALPH!"

Today the phones were still not working.

"GET THE DAMN PHONES ONLINE BEFORE I SMACK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK!"

Ralph was not having a good day.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Gibbs was back at work and doing his usual thing. Paperwork. Coffee. Smacking Ralph in the head.

It was good to have a routine.
[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com
Angua did, sometimes, have an apologetic streak, and she was feeling fairly bad about how she acted last week. In light of a waning moon, it was easy to sit back and wonder how she could act that way. So she'd left a nice can of polish for his uniform in Ralph's locker as a way to make up for all the growling and snapping and threatening to do very painful things to certain sensitive body parts.

And while Gibbs didn't handle her paperwork and therefor she had no real reason to try to make it up, she felt bad enough to leave just a small bag of really nice coffee for him.

Of course, one could argue that you might leave a good impression by not getting into people's lockers at all, but that just wasn't how a Watchman did things.

Angua settled behind her desk, looked her in box over, and got to work.


[[ open station is open. I almost just wrote 'openation' ]]
[identity profile] glasses-justice.livejournal.com
Today, Alex was working out her class for tomorrow. Once she had finished that, then she was going to read the article about unreliable memory work that Above the Law had linked to. Which still counted as research, if you squinted.

(open-ocd-free)
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There was nothing wrong in the office today.

Paperwork? Normal. Coffee? In abundance. Kids running around and pretending to fight crime? None.

So Gibbs was almost cheerful this day as he methodically went through his paperwork... though any interruption would be welcome.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Yeah. It was going to be one of those days.

The phone was already ringing off the hook with complaints from citizens and the "alot" problem. Unfortunately for the station this had created an Alot of paperwork.

"Yeah, lady, well I got my own ugly yak thing to deal with," Gibbs snapped into his phone. "If you don't want it in your house then call animal control, not me."

He slammed down the phone and then glared at Ralph. "Get rid of this damn thing!" he ordered and went off to get another cup of coffee.

Unfortunately earlier in the day, Ralph had made an Alot of coffee so now there was none.

"I hate this damn island," Gibbs grumbled.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Gibbs was back at work, plowing through the paperwork in his usual efficient manner.

Occasionally when Ralph would go by, Gibbs would smack him in the head.

No real reason, really. He probably deserved it.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There was a pile of paperwork in Gibbs's inbox today. But it wasn't getting touched. Instead Gibbs was just staring at reports on his monitor and doing... well nothing.

And for once, Ralph was smart enough to leave him alone.

Smart move, Ralph. Very smart.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Gibbs wasn't much of a cook really, so breakfast today involved eating out and in particular a good cup of coffee.

Kelly's breakfast and beverage were easily ordered at the perk but trying to get just a regular plain cup of coffee didn't seem possible with the overly enthusiastic barista behind the counter.

He heaved a heavy sigh. It was going to be one of those mornings.

[Open for anyone needing a good dose of caffiene. SP if you wish to chat with Gibbs]
[identity profile] sonofmogh.livejournal.com
Ahhh. The morning after prom. So quiet. So peaceful.

That is until a magical portal appeared allowing hellspawn children from alternate futures and dimensions to appear and invade the park and terrorize find their parents that are currently living on the island.

RUN AND HIDE FANDOM! YOUR CHILDREN ARE HERE!

[For all the wee ones and any "parents" silly enough to be around!]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There was coffee. There was paperwork.

There was Gibbs drinking coffee. And doing paperwork.

And occasionally smacking Ralph when he wasn't paying attention.

In other words? Your typical workday at the Trooper Station.
[identity profile] glasses-justice.livejournal.com
Today, Alex was doing serious legal research.

Okay, to be perfectly honest, today, Alex was reading a heated discussion on Above The Law about the best hypothetical pet for lawyers.

She'd considered getting a cat, but considering her schedule, that would presumably count as cruelty to animals.

Cabot and Associates was open.

(OOC: thread with Karla openly discusses substance abuse and related concerns, so please be warned.)
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
A while ago, Sheriff Vimes had charged Gibbs with the responsibility of discovering the reason for why so many "strange things" happened in Fandom.

Right now Gibbs was going through all the files of some of the bigger events that had happened on the island. All of them.

It was a very big stack.

And right about now any interruption would suit him just fine.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Ralph thought it would be really funny to decorate Gibbs's desk with Coors paraphernalia.

Ralph then got a big freaking smack to the head.

All of the Coors paraphernalia was now in the garbage bins in the back.

The trooper station is open for all your head-smacking needs.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
The duck pond was just melted enough so that if someone were nutty enough, they could tool around it in a canoe.

And that nutty person just happened to be a guy who loved talking about beer.

"The way I see it," he called out to anyone passing by the duck pond and staring at the idiot in a canoe, "People used to know about nature. Respected it. Then they figured they'd try to make it better. Take beer. Can you imagine why anyone would want to add anything artificial to anything that comes naturally with ingredients like grain, water from the Rocky Moutains, barley and hops?"

The man shook his head half in amusement and half in distaste at any beer brewer who wasn't solely based in Colorado.

"Neither did Coors," he said with seriousness that one could only have when talking about a beer so good it could only be Coors.

[Open for interaction or your parkly needs. Also? I WANT A FREAKIN' BEER!]

Caritas- Saturday

Saturday, March 6th, 2010 02:21 pm
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[personal profile] solo_sword
Jaina was not quite herself today, so she would not be opening up the bar. On Monday she was going to have withdrawals from having gone this long without showing up to work.

Tino, however, was completely himself today, and he was looking oh so pleased about having to be here on a day everyone had gone insane again.

...Maybe he'd get a hookup from someone who didn't know any better. That made him feel better.


[Mod Tino for all your drunken-AU-hookups-that-you'll-regret-on-Monday needs!]
[identity profile] colourfulscents.livejournal.com
What Angua was doing at the station on a Saturday morning was a very good question; if anyone knew the answer, she'd appreciate it greatly if they'd share it. Because she certainly didn't know.

She did know that she was feeling a little restless and a little bored, and maybe some part of her brain had the ridiculous notion that if she came in for just a few hours in the morning, she could make enough of a dent in her paperwork that, on Monday, it wouldn't seem like such a heavy load. A very small part of her brain. One most likely delusional.

Especially since when she came in, it was not to her desk that she went first, but to the coffee maker.

It did seem rather quieter here on a Saturday morning, she'd give it that.


[[ expecting, natch, a particular encounter, but station is SOOOOOO so so very open. So much. And, if Angua's met you and you're different, but you don't mind her being able to still tell who you are by scent, please let me know! ]]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There were no invasions, no strange occurrences and the weather was normal for this time of year.

Which meant there was time to get the paperwork out of the way and drink lots of coffee.

Gibbs was completely happy to do both.

[Yep. Open.]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Gibbs glared at Ralph with a look he usually reserved for DiNozzo when he truly screwed something up.

"You want me to interrogate a guy for stealing a hostess snack cake?"

Ralph nodded. He was very proud.

Are you kidding? )

After it was all said and done, Gibbs walked over to Ralph and smacked the back of his helmet.

And even though Ralph was helmeted? He still felt the slap.

It was a damn good headslap.

[Preplayed with the awesome [livejournal.com profile] glasses_justice. Partially coded by her too! Open station is open after Alex and Gunn leave.]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
For once it was a completely normal day at the police station and Gibbs was enjoying it.

"Ralph? Why the hell do you smell like chocolate?"

Okay, maybe it wasn't completely normal.

[Open!]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There was coffee and a stack of papers on Gibbs's desk. The coffee was given full attention.

The stack of papers? Not so much. Instead Gibbs was going over reports from the Office of Homeland Security just to see how things were going back home.

Because that's what he does for fun

[Oh-so-open...]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
There were no ornaments in desk drawers, no powdered sugar falling from the sky and no egg nog flowing from faucets.

Gibbs had never been happier that the Christmas Season was over. He was now taking a moment to enjoy a good cup of coffee as he finished up the nuisance paperwork from the holidays.

Definitely the best time of the year.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Believe it or not, today was a rather quiet at the station today.

All the troopers except for Ralph were out taking care of the fruitcakes that were too aggressive for their own good. Ralph, who turned out to be really into fruitcake, was gorgin himself silly and the phone lines were set up so that when people called they would receive a message stating "If this is a fruitcake emergency please press one...".

So Gibbs was behind his desk reviewing some old paperwork, drinking coffee and occasionally throwing an annoying fruitcake in Ralph's direction.

There were worst ways to spend a day at work.

[Oh so open!]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
The troopers today were in a foul mood today as their communication system in their helmets was blaring a certain Christmas tune over and over again. In fact the music was loud enough that it could be heard throughout the station.

Gibbs however seemed to be unaffected by the music. Mostly because he's wearing ear plugs and he's already had Ralph change the incoming message of the police department to state that they were only taking calls on crimes that started on Monday and didn't have anything to do with Christmas music.

The station is open but if you want to talk to Gibbs you might have to yell or grab his attention in another manner.
[identity profile] nofishinmypond.livejournal.com
There were some things that Jack just DID NOT want to have to deal with. Like spending the entire day covered in sticky eggnog.

Which is why he was skinny-dipping in the frigid, scummy duck pond in the park and frowning angrily.

He was a soldier; he'd dealt with worse.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Egg nog.

The phones were ringing off the hook today from complaining town folk regarding the sudden appearence of egg nog coming from various faucets, shower heads and water fountains.

"What do you want me to do?" Gibbs snapped at the citizen calling in. "Arrest a bunch of pipes? Drink the damn stuff and stop calling here."

Gibbs might have been a bit more polite with the townspeople of Fandom but unfortunately the island weirdness had violated rule #23 so the coffee machines were dispensing hot egg nog today.

And you should never mess with a marine's coffee.

[Open!]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
It didn't really matter whether there was a new sheriff or not in the office, Gibbs was doing his job and making sure that the ever flowing stacks of paperwork were taken care of one way or another.

He did however yell several times at Ralph for the proliferation of umbrellas that were stacked around the office.

"If it rains, you get wet," he snapped at him. "You're wearing armor for Christ's sake. What the hell is the matter with you?"

Ralph ended up turning off the microphone in his helmet so Gibbs wouldn't hear him muttering.

[Open]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
"Quite frankly ma'am," Gibbs said into the phone as he subdued a rutabaga with a smash of his foot. "I really don't give a damn about how your vegetarian lasagna is ruined. Don't let the damn things in your house!"

He had barely hung up the phone when it had started to ring again, not surprisingly it was regarding the invading vegetables. "Ralph! Get your team over to Apocalypse Avenue! We've got a swarm of artichokes causing problems.

This was not going to be a good day.

[Open!]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
The sound of crickets filled the air of the Trooper Station.

That is until Gibbs found Ralph's sound machine and unplugged it.

Gibbs then settled down behind his desk with a newspaper and a cup of coffee, confident in the fact that the trooper station was bug free.

[Open]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
The troopers were walking on eggshells around Gibbs today. Mainly because of what happened to Ralph.

For Ralph's part he wasn't sure exactly what happened. He just thought it would be funny to replace Gibbs's regular coffee with Folgers Crystals.

Unfortunately Ralph didn't know rule number twenty three: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live.

Also? Gibbs's headslap is still very effective through a trooper's helmet.

The trooper station is open. Just beware of the grumpy Gibbs.
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
Tino wanted to know where Marion was. It was Parents Weekend and the place was going to be busier than usual. He needed the help. He took the complaints to Chuck, who, for some reason, decided to come in super early with his mean dad and his creepy uncle.

"She's in the back stocking things," Chuck said. "Jack hit on her one too many times."

Tino stared.

"Ugh, I'll pay you double tonight if you stop staring at me right now," Chuck said as he re-filled his scotch. "So creepy."

[Yeah, I'm totally cheating. Mod Tino]
[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com
It was still a good day to torment guests and locals alike and there was still plenty of food (courtesy of your Fandom High StuCO) in the Park, welcoming visitors to Fandom Island.

The registration desk was still open and the banner waved in the comfortable breeze announcing the event of the day.

Welcome to Parents' Weekend 2009!


[ OOC: DONE! Post 1 | Security | Registration | Food & Drink | Mingling | OOC ]
[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com
Barney was smart and had purposefully blocked all outgoing mail from Fandom to his New York City (sorry, no luck for you, Robin) and so could blissfully oversee the gathering of guests, students, teachers, and townies happening in the park. The day was bright and sunny, regardless of what any weather reports might claim.

The Student Council had done a nice job getting things together to greet the visitors. A wide variety of sumptuous food was spread out on long tables at one end of the park. In the center were plenty of comfortable blue and gold tables and chairs perfect for sitting, chatting, and eating. To the other end of he park was the registration table where visitors could sign in and pickup their name tags.

Just above the registration area was a gaudy banner announcing the start of a calm and relaxing weekend. Okay, a weekend where Barney got a lot of popcorn to listen to radio.
Welcome to Parents' Weekend 2009!


[ OOC: DONE! Registration | Security | Food & Drink | Mingling | OOC ]
[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com
Still pensive after Ethics (not to mention everything else over the last week), Katchoo made her way into town and to the art store, trailed by a subdued yet very solicitous Clocky.

"Quit hovering already, geez," she told it, and immediately wished she hadn't; it would be just her luck if she complained about something like that, and Clocky spontaneously sprouted wings. Katchoo, quieter than usual, just sighed at it and picked up a package of clay. If she had to spend all day getting this lump smashed into the right shape. she'd do it, dammit.

[OOC: No OCD, not much in the way of creativity, not-great odds of SP.]
[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com
This was the last time Chuck was going to see the bar until his father came to town so if he was a bit snappier than usual to Tino and the zombies, well, he had good reason for it.

Tino and the zombies didn't like boss!Chuck very much. He reeked of scotch and was even more of a bitch than usual.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Gibbs was in the process of going through his e-mail when he found an attachment from a police officer over in the mainland with the subject: "You got to see this!" The attachment was a series of scanned in photos that were... Well a cop really should be looking at these let alone sending them to other cops.

Just as he was about to close the window and send back a scathing e-mail he suddenly realized that he knew that girl in the photo. Gibbs scowled a bit even more at the whole situation. No. This was not a good thing.

Especially since Ralph was trying to look over Gibbs shoulder at said pictures.

"If you want to keep those eyes in your head, you better find something else to look at," Gibbs growled as he closed the image and e-mail.

Ralph quickly went on the other side of the station and stayed out of Gibbs's way.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
As usual, when strange things begin to occur in Fandom the phones at the police station begin to ring off the hook.

"Uh-huh. Yeah. Right. I see."

And as usual the crack staff at the Fandom Police Department are on the case.

"Small blue men."

No case too big. No case too small.

"With Scottish accents."

All handled with the professionalism you'd expect from years of service.

"What should you do? I'd say call me back when you're not on acid."

Then again, maybe not so much.

[Yep. Open with SP warnings in the afternoon.]
[identity profile] thismaskiwear.livejournal.com
Somewhere between the school building after first period and her arrival here, the inevitable if delayed 'How in the hell did it get to be September already?!?' question hit Katchoo. Geez, that was depressing, and Clocky got an extra glare or three as it tagged along after her.

She was mortified to realize she was humming that damn Cher song with the video that'd been a huge scandal, with the see-through outfit and the sailors, and immediately dug her earphones out of her pocket to fix that.

As soon as she could untangle the goddamned things. Argh. She might be stuck with the earworm a while.

[OOC: No OCD and no witty lyric about it today because all the songs stuck in my head are from Animaniacs and everything I came up with was scary. 'tis open, of course.]
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Finished with his paperwork for the day, Gibbs was now going over the transcriptions Daisy had done from over the weekend and making notes regarding the various events that had occurred. For the most part it didn't seem like anything was out of the ordinary.

Or at least ordinary for Fandom.

Every once and a while Ralph tried to add an item of paperwork to in Gibbs's empty inbox. Gibbs would then scare him away with a certain look reserved for those who wished to have hell rain down upon them.

[Open]
[identity profile] gunandcoffee.livejournal.com
Another day at the station and still no calls and no cases. This keeps up and she might take-up whittling. She even had Crews' knife all she needs is wood to start for now there were papers to file and there was coffee to finish.
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
Gibbs was hard at work going over the call sheets from the last few days when the phone rang.

"Yeah. Gibbs."

He listened for a minute before replying.

"Are you still a woman? No? Then you're all better."

He then just hung up and went back to his paperwork.

[Open]
[identity profile] iguessiamaclone.livejournal.com
The last time Ben was at Three Minute Dates, he was one of the daters. Now he was the host. He was pretty sure this counted as a promotion somehow.

Caritas Presents
THREE MINUTE DATES

Hosted by Ben Reilly
Reject people and make it snappy!


When the event was just about ready to start, Ben took the stage. "Okay, everyone! Let's go over the rules quickly. We'll start in a minute when I read a pair of names. That pair finds each other, makes with the chit chat, and then after three minutes you'll hear this sound."

A zombie hit a gong. With his head. Whatever works... "And when you hear that, we'll move onto the next round and I'll read more names. We'll do this five times and then we'll be done. Oh, and don't forget, violence isn't allowed here but drink throwing is both possible and hilarious."

[OOC: Three minutes = ten comments total, five per person. You don't need to do your threads chronologically, but try not to Joss yourself.

Please wait for epic OCD! Epic OCD is up! And if you saw me make or admit to a PHENOMINALLY egregious mistake in my planning, I've got cookies on the table and you didn't see anything. Got that?]
[identity profile] headkickpoet.livejournal.com
"I hate this friggin' island, Ralph."

Ralph sighed, and shot Ray - and his boobs, Ray figured - another look. Yeah, so Ray had said that a couple of times that morning, but that didn't matter, right?

Hey, the troopers were recuperating from being toy-whatsits, now they were broads, that was just a move up in the world or something. Ray, though? Ray, yeah, that was different.

"Get me more coffee," he ordered, and sank back in Coop's chair. His chair. Whichever. Like the past couple of weeks hadn't been messed-up enough for starters.

(Do not think the word 'Malibu', Ray)

"I hate this friggin' island."

[[ open station! ]]
[identity profile] gunandcoffee.livejournal.com
Reese went straight to the station, coffee in hand. She was in a strange mood, and if it were possible, quieter than usual.

She switched on her computer and went to work.



(Open!)
[identity profile] famous-gut.livejournal.com
"Here you go, Doc," Gibbs said opening the door for his guest. "Supposed to be the best sushi in town. Of course I think it's the only sushi in town."

And then Gibbs paused as he actually saw what was inside the restaurant.

"With a conveyor belt."

Huh.

That was different.

[Gibbs is here for Brennan but post is open for all with a sushi craving.]

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